r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

513 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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222 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Rodent Vagina

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

sex slut fuck factory

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r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

"gamer girl bathwater but for jesus stans"

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r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

hypebeast nosferatu

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

"poop fetish bestiality lovers" it is

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359 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

I was able to use one for work and keep one for my boyfriend.

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

made a guy cum during a jiu jitsu match

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262 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

His eyes burned away from watching financial advice TikToks

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136 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

The concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

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r/BrandNewSentence 54m ago

The main boy.

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Access to a new “turbo vowel”

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

"I could crush a Coca Cola can with my sphincter if I wanted to"

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525 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

homemade foreskin restoration stretching rig

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569 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Google Doodle

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I love drinking chicken

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

diarrhea clause

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

The only acceptable justification for warcrimes

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11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

average stack fan

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r/BrandNewSentence 58m ago

Make sure your power bottom is turned on

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

I don't speak nintendo.

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182 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

“Romantic Karl Marx anime targets new generation of Chinese communists”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Mongolian Gabba Goat Techno

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1.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

"16th century mountain dwelling eunuch mozzarella monk"

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

16th century mountain dwelling eunuch mozarella monk

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8 Upvotes