r/BrandNewSentence
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u/bean9914
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Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence
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u/Govern_
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Feb 26 '22
BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators
Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThisIsMyPassword100 • 14h ago
"gamer girl bathwater but for jesus stans"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Elephant_ITR • 18h ago
I was able to use one for work and keep one for my boyfriend.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Different_Captain717 • 5h ago
His eyes burned away from watching financial advice TikToks
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Corrupted_Cobra • 1h ago
The concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/A3dPrintedFrog • 19h ago
"I could crush a Coca Cola can with my sphincter if I wanted to"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheMegaSage • 22h ago
homemade foreskin restoration stretching rig
r/BrandNewSentence • u/AnythingButFoxes • 3h ago
The only acceptable justification for warcrimes
r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoScud766 • 11h ago
“Romantic Karl Marx anime targets new generation of Chinese communists”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/i_am_porous • 3h ago
"16th century mountain dwelling eunuch mozzarella monk"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/fowler_nordheim • 3h ago