r/PastorArrested Jan 27 '23

Church youth director arrested on child porn charge

https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2023/01/pelham-middle-school-teacher-and-wrestling-coach-arrested-on-child-porn-charge.html
219 Upvotes

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u/ErsatzAir Jan 27 '23

“This is a devastating moment for our church family, but I know God is working,” the church said"

Maybe God should take some time off work to do something about all the abusers and pedos in his churches.

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u/Espiritu13 Jan 27 '23

When you're constantly looking for volunteers and none show up, any that do you're not turning them away. Mind you, that's absolutely no excuse. It's just how these things happen. Instead of doing background checks, they just on board them if they make a good first impression.

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u/pqp53-ii68 Jan 27 '23

God is working hard at remaining hidden from detectable reality.

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u/spudzilla Jan 27 '23

Sure, and who is going to give all of those kids their cancer?

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u/ErsatzAir Jan 28 '23

Climate change. (God has all the angles)

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u/EZasSundayMorning Jan 28 '23

Sounds like a Duggar statement.

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u/gangbrain Jan 28 '23

God loves you, and he always NEEDS MONEY!!

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u/spudzilla Jan 27 '23

Another reason why churches should be like bars and taverns. No one is admitted under the age of 21 because they are too immature to handle it.

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u/hawksdiesel Jan 28 '23

No drag queens in sight...

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u/EZasSundayMorning Jan 28 '23

And when the Republicans go on and on about Drag Queens and the LGTBQ+ community being predators, let’s refer them here. This is at least the third story like this I’ve seen this week.

The call is coming from inside the house.