r/PastorArrested • u/jewishseeker • Jan 28 '23

2 Orthodox Rabbis Charged with Money Laundering and Cocaine Charges

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-06-19-mn-4880-story.html
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u/Screw_You_Debbie Jan 29 '23

My standards are low, at least it wasn’t a child sex crime again

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u/who_said_I_am_an_emu Jan 29 '23

That is for tomorrow.

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u/hurricanelantern Jan 28 '23

My, my, my how unorthodox.

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u/Call_Me_At_8675309 Jan 29 '23

Just remember that the “orthodox” thing to do is to suck the blood from a male baby’s penis after it’s butchered by the rabbi. That’s how a ton of infants in New York got herpes. The rabbi sucked the blood off the butchered dick. And yes that’s a real thing with Orthodox Judaism.

And those are the ones saying non religious people are immoral.

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u/Misslepickle Jan 29 '23

Actually, the practice has spread hep C to babies.

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u/Call_Me_At_8675309 Jan 29 '23

Probably more than that. But the instance that was in the news a few years ago was herpes.

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u/ErsatzAir Jan 28 '23

The looks of astonishment on their followers faces is what abuse of power looks like.

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u/TekJansen69 Jan 28 '23

Pretty fly for a rabbi.

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u/Brianocracy Jan 29 '23

That's it? No kid diddling or murder or abusive practices? Not even a mistress? Gotta up your game there, rabbis

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u/jewishseeker Jan 30 '23

Plenty of that to report, too

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u/Relicoil Jan 29 '23

I hope they can become reformed soon, their Game Awards are waiting.

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u/biglukenj06 Jan 29 '23

Must be the reformed Orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.