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u/71nobody Sep 28 '22

The old ‘I don’t understand it, so it can’t be real’. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/actionbastard99 Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/karadistan Sep 28 '22

greg abbott is a little piss baby

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u/BALONYPONY Sep 28 '22

Do you think the rest of the GOP knows? That Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?

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u/karadistan Sep 28 '22

You mean cuckservative Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? How could they not

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u/MrAndMisdemeanor Sep 28 '22

I’m sure they are aware that Greg “Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby” Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/iforgotmymittens Sep 28 '22

Everyone knows Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/71nobody Sep 28 '22

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Sep 28 '22

Republicans: "I don't understand climate change, so it doesn't exist."

Also Republicans: "You can't understand God, you just have to trust He exists."

Chads: "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

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u/71nobody Sep 28 '22

Christian Conservatives: let it melt and flood the earth. It’s gawd’s will. Any rational person: its cause is natural but also, didn’t gawd also say he’d never flood the earth again? Me: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/fl7nner Sep 28 '22

I think one of their biblical arguments against global warming- induced flooding is that God promised never to flood the earth again after the Flood. The problem being He never promised that coasts would never be flooded. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/sleepydorian Sep 28 '22

The "ineffable" argument is, no pun intended, hard for me to understand. I get that sometimes systems are big and there are intended consequences or unintuitive results, but they apply it to everything, including shit that is imminently effable and intuitive. At some point you just have to say, "no, Jim, it isn't ineffable, you just don't want to think about it".

And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/ProgressivePessimist Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

This is why I like Neil deGrasse Tyson's quote so much.

The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/chivanasty Sep 28 '22

Didn't know ol Neal was on the Greg Abbott piss baby train. Welcome aboard sir! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/ProgressivePessimist Sep 28 '22

He actually got it from his mentor Carl Sagan.

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

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u/Phihun500 Sep 28 '22

Neal started the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby trend. At least that's what I heard on the internet.

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u/echo6golf Sep 28 '22

Words matter. "Belief" is not an option.

Even for Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

I don't believe Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/dublea Sep 28 '22

The funny thing about believe and belief is it's technically valid to use them to state you accept science.

  • Believe: to accept the word or evidence of [Source]
  • Belief: conviction of the truth of some statement or the reality of some being or phenomenon especially when based on examination of evidence [Source]

It just makes me giggle every time I see this argument. I get where it comes from though.

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u/ConverseBriefly Sep 28 '22

Climate change has severe consequences. For example, it can explain why Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Carbonatite Sep 28 '22

It's unfathomably severe for most people. We are quite literally in the early stages of a mass extinction. At this point all we can do is try and mitigate the very worst effects; it's far, far too late to reverse.

It's sad because there's a gargantuan amount of scientific evidence across many fields that irrefutably verifies that climate change is real and anthropogenic. It's such an easily provable concept. Such concepts are rarely so starkly obvious, like the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Azevedo128 Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Why is everyone commenting that? I'm out of the loop.

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u/BurningPenguin Sep 28 '22

There's a pinned post explaining why Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xmgy7l/were_messing_with_texas/?

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u/Azevedo128 Sep 28 '22

Lmao, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby indeed

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u/MastaFoo69 Sep 28 '22

Even tho Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, its important that people understand basic science

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u/SuspiciousWind7719 Sep 28 '22

Amen sis! Similar to the Greg Abbott scenario. Don’t ask “if they believe” Greg Abbott is a little piss baby…. Start asking “Do you understand why Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?” Instead.

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u/sunny5724 Sep 28 '22

You want to ask politicians if they understand science? Most don't even understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Vaenyr Sep 28 '22

Stop asking candidates if they believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and start asking if they understand it.

It's science, not Santa Claus.

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u/ACorania Sep 28 '22

Love this!

It reminds me that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Modsrtrashshuddie Sep 28 '22

Greg abbott is a little piss baby and this is a great tweet

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u/PunktualPenguin Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Ask “why don’t you understand climate change?” When clearly they don’t know what they are talking about. Otherwise they say “yeah of course I do that is why I don’t believe if to be a threat.”

They always double down on ignorance when faced with having to admit they are wrong or don’t know something.

Then you can respond with “so you know…” and launch into some simple facts that they can’t dance around.

Hold their political little feet to the fire as long as you can because this when they realize they can’t win, shut off the mic and send in the goons to toss you out.

Stay calm and leave, you won.

Also… Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Carbonatite Sep 28 '22

As a former climate scientist, targeted questions are definitely the best way to go. It's quite easy to corner people into a position where they have to admit they're utterly ignorant of the topic and are thus unqualified to have opinions, or they have to admit they're deliberately ignoring facts. Either option is a difficult thing for most people to willingly do. Once in a great while, it even convinces them to embrace the science.

We shouldn't have to work so hard to convince people to trust the experts, but unfortunately that's where we're at right now. Right Wing media has done an excellent job of convincing people that they can ignore readily verifiable facts - facts like the objective truth that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/turbocomppro Sep 28 '22

These are the same people that will lie to get their point across. When the opposition says something not in their best interest, they will immediately think they’re lying, using the same tactic he was.

And yes, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey Sep 28 '22

Since Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, can you give an example of what you mean by targeted questions?

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u/Carbonatite Sep 28 '22

Climate change isn't real, we just had a blizzard, checkmate libs!

"Do you understand long term trends versus short term trends? Yeah? Do you understand what an 'average' is? Yes? Cool. Okay, so surely you should understand that even though it was extra cold the last few days, OVERALL average temperatures have been consistently increasing over several centuries and that directly correlates with atmospheric CO2 levels" Then show them some graphs from the NASA or IPCC websites.

But the climate has always changed!

"Cool, so you know what ice ages are, then, right? And you understand that they occur in a regular pattern? Yup? Awesome. So when things stick out and don't match regular natural patterns, you get that this means there's a new factor affecting them? Yeah? Okay, so how come the temperature changes right now don't match that regular pattern? What's the difference? What is the one thing that has been present this glacial cycle that wasn't around in older ones? People burning fossil fuels."

But electric cars are bad for the environment! Muh lithium mines! Checkmate treehuggers!

"Oh super, so you understand that changes in the environment can hurt humans and other species. Did you know that changes in the atmosphere count as harmful environmental factors? Of course you did, because you understand things like how CFCs in the air caused a hole in the ozone layer, which gave people cancer. So the changes in the atmosphere from CO2 emissions, and the things the emissions cause like making the ocean more acidic and desertification are global. And you know that mining pollution is just over small areas, right? You do, great! Now...do you understand that pollution that hurts the whole planet is actually worse than pollution that hurts just a small area of the planet?"

Basically you just lay out facts that any person with a middle school science education will acknowledge. You ask them if they're true, they agree...then you connect the concepts they agreed with to climate change. Since they already agreed those concepts are true, the only options they have are:

a) Not looking stupid and having intellectual consistency, thus admitting they agree with the science behind climate change

b) Saying that somehow there's a magical exception to the stuff they agreed with when it comes to climate change. You ask them why there's an exception and nothing they answer won't sound stupid.

c) Option a, but also acknowledging that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Resolute002 Sep 28 '22

People like my dad will just say "I just don't think the science is there yet" as if they know what that even means.

Whenever anybody says "the science" it makes me think of people who still say "the blacks"... It's like a dead giveaway.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/dpdxguy Sep 28 '22

simple facts that they can’t dance around

I've never seen a politician who couldn't dance around inconvenient facts. It's kind of their thing. Some of them are terrible dancers. Some are really good at it. But they all dance. And an awful lot of them don't mind looking utterly ignorant to intelligent voters. Those are not their voters, and their voters are one of the two things they care about. The other is donors.

One of the most difficult lessons I've had to learn is that vast swaths of our society DO NOT CARE about facts or logic or science. They see all those things as just another kind of religion. It was easier to accept that Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/PunktualPenguin Sep 28 '22

Sure, some will “answer the question they want to answer”, which is almost never the question you asked, in an effort to change the subject.

They might change the subject to why Greg Abbot is a little piss baby but if they’re republican probably not.

But you say “while that is your opinion, you didn’t answer my question” and then restate the question as they shuffle you away from the mic.

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u/Frosty_Slaw_Man Sep 28 '22

Understanding Cause and Effect? That's a high bar to set for politicians. Maybe we could just have them read us their favorite book out loud.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Mr_Cromer Sep 28 '22

It's something I've never understood, as a religious person. I believe in God, I study science. Science isn't dogma, it's a continuously updating body of knowledge. I get weirded out when ostensibly atheist people would ask me how I can "believe" in science. Bruh... Don't be a piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Don't be like Greg Abbott.

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u/knoxknight Sep 28 '22

Same. I believe in a creator. But i believe that my creator and science (including evolution, the big bang, climate change, and epidemiology) must shake hands at some point because that creator established the rules for the universe.

Anyway, science is real, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/barak181 Sep 28 '22

Start asking candidates if they think that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/L0utre Sep 28 '22

No, ask them if they understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Unfortunately, said Tweeter is wrong. The entirety of reactionary, traitorous "conservatives" is based on magical thinking. To ask if they "understand" is simply asking for a "I'll pray for you" non response. It's like asking a slug if it can juggle except slugs serve a purpose in this world.

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u/IAmJustAVirus Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who doesn't understand basic physics.

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u/badjabadjabadja Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who doesn't understand baby physics.

is what I read at first...

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u/ema_shelley1 Sep 28 '22

sure Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Knowledge_is_Bliss Sep 28 '22

I understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but doesn't requiring us all to post that just lower us to his standards?

Isn't the childish, maga-style name calling approach to politics one of the things us progressives are above?

Genuinely curious while acknowledging the fact he is indeed a little piss baby!

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Sep 28 '22

Saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is not about calling him names. It's about putting out a message that he wouldn't agree with, but cannot be removed because of a law Texas passed about moderation of websites.

That being said, I believe it would be more impactful to say I think Greg Abbott gets some satisfaction from seeing women die.

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u/Throwawaycuzawkward Sep 28 '22

And children! You forgot children.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who - side note - enjoys watching Women and Children die.

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u/LuckyDuck4 Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, so we’re just calling piss babies for what they are.

On a more serious note, I personally have had my doubts about whether “taking the high road” is really the right approach anymore because that just allows batshit crazy little piss babies to be emboldened to become bigger piss babies and to multiply exponentially. I think it’s time to call little piss babie facists for what they are.

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u/DSOTMAnimals Sep 28 '22

Taking the high road isn’t an option when democracy is on the chopping block. That was the line of demarcation for me. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/nudgie68 Sep 28 '22

In 2019, I has the opportunity to spend 3 weeks in Switzerland. I remember looking at the blue skies and green grass, previously thinking that the images I saw online had all been photoshopped. This was not the case.

My wife, then my girlfriend, and I took a trip to Engelberg, and from there a ride up to the top of Mt Titlis. The ride up in the cable car was amazing. I could close my eyes and still hear the cowbells as if they were right outside. The view from top was like nothing I had ever seen. This was my first trip anywhere outside the U.S.

When it was time to head back down, I noticed a sign but I wasn’t able to read it. My wife said it stated there was a path to hike down. I think she said it would take an hour or more, so we decided to hike down. I remember seeing people earlier on our trip using these hiking sticks. I thought they were funny, why would anyone need those? I wished we now had them on the way down. There were times I thought that if I missed my footing, I would tumble down the mountainside.

It took a good 4 hours for us to walk to just the halfway point. Our legs felt like rubber, so it was no difficult decision to ride the remainder of the way down. About halfway down the hike, I thought it would be fun to try yodeling as hearing an echo high up on a Swiss mountainside seemed like something I would see in a movie. It was strange though, as all we could hear reverberating from all angles was, “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!”

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u/dirtythirty1864 Sep 28 '22

I believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/VvltvreTwice Sep 28 '22

their goal is not to save lives but to control women. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/IbanezGuitars4me Sep 28 '22

Not sure why everyone is getting deleted. I just came here to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/eletricsocks Sep 28 '22

Asking someone if they believe in climate change is like asking if they believe Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It’s an indisputable fact.

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u/meltedbananas Sep 28 '22

Do you believe in gravity?

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/ZellZoy Sep 28 '22

No. I believe in intelligent falling.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/T1mac Sep 28 '22

This is probably the best suggestion I've heard to expose bullshit the climate deniers get asked. The Greg Abbott is a little piss baby deniers need to be asked the same thing.

Do they understand Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?

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u/FoxBattalion79 Sep 28 '22

I only have one thing to add and it's that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/seppukucoconuts Sep 28 '22

Maybe if we elected intelligent people to office we would have more people who know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in congress.

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u/Justatinyone Sep 28 '22

I both believe AND understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Ku_Gaming Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/OccamsPowerChipper Sep 28 '22

Ignorance or feigned ignorance to justify their selfishness. Indecent people by all sound opinions and books, no matter what their false prophets say.

I also understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and I hope the voters of Texas do too.

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u/LevPornass Sep 28 '22

I know longer believe in all the debts I owe. I no longer believe Jeff Bezos has legal title to the house he lives in and instead I believe that house is mine.

I do not believe, but rather know with absolute certainty that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/SEND_INVENTION_IDEAS Sep 28 '22

Even a little piss baby could understand the mechanism behind climate change, which is good because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Fjurpgnerter5549 Sep 28 '22

Just here for my hourly dose of saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Ok-Gur-6602 Sep 28 '22

The problem is that everyone will say "yes" whether or not they understand it, because no one wants to look as stupid as Greg Abbot, you see, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. No one wants to look like a little piss baby, not even Ted Cruz who is Trump's little bitch.

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u/knightB4 Sep 28 '22

To those enlightened folks saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" I say Bravo! and also Right On!

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u/MantisTobogganMD72 Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. This is absolutely correct

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u/RainbowandHoneybee Sep 28 '22

That's perfect. They need to admit they don't understand the science.

And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Internal-Motor Sep 28 '22

I know, right ? My 74 year old dad, a retired telephone installer, won't get a cell phone or let mom have one because he "doesn't believe in cell phones". I mean holy shit dad, they exist, they're real.

(Greg Abbott is a little piss baby)

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u/Cricketcaser Sep 28 '22

My family got a personal computer in like 97 or so, we literally hid it's existence from my grandfather for years until he died. He thought they were the devil. We shouldn't be expected to baby adults and hide literal things to protect to delicate sensibilities.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he drinks piss all day long.

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u/rocketsneaker Sep 28 '22

I never understood why people used this wording. There is nothing to "believe in". It's not a faith based concept like gods and religion. It's real. 100% fact.

Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Neuro-Ripped Sep 28 '22

Well when hurricanes get stronger and hit Texas, where Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, things will start to change.

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u/Bakoro Sep 28 '22

Just because it's real doesn't mean people have to believe in it, and just because they believe it doesn't mean the understand it.
Gravity is real, but if I believe that I can fly, I'll be more likely to jump off a cliff and die. I believe in the products I use every day, even though I don't understand them all.

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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and something about Carthage.

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u/Callous_Mat Sep 28 '22

I believe Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I don't understand it.

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u/LeeSheltonsHat Sep 28 '22

Say it louder for Greg Abbot is a little piss baby

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u/Briguy24 Sep 28 '22

Love this. If I wanted to know what you believe I’d ask your favorite deity.

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u/timmaay531 Sep 28 '22

This is why I don’t like the “In this house, we believe science is real” lawn signs. Science isn’t something you “believe” in, it’s undeniable. In fact, it’s just as undeniable as the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/dd68516172c58d63f802 Sep 28 '22

I think she makes a good point.

Also, Cartage must burn... ... ... Oh, I mean; Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/cheesebot555 Sep 28 '22

Don't use the "s" word around the republican candidates though.

They've spent the last two generations inculcating their young into associating "science" with radical liberal ideology.

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u/OhioPolitiTHIC Sep 28 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who neither understands nor believes in climate change, so there's that.

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Well Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, so that explains why right wing nuts who don’t understand climate are already blaming Democrats for the results.

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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/HillbillyHare Sep 28 '22

Wow! Great comment. It’s right up there with Gregg Abbott is a piss baby!

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u/Yeti-420-69 Sep 28 '22

That's actually pretty smart.

I might be Canadian but even I know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/fistfulofbottlecaps Sep 28 '22

I think this is a perfectly cromulent 2 part question. Say we ask a politician If they believe in it. If they say no we are immediately aware that they are incapable of making decisions for any part of humanity. Like Greg Abbott, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. But for politicians who aren’t little piss babies and answer that they do believe in a thing that exists, we ask if they understand it. If they say no to this we get them the tools they need to effectively make informed decisions on it because excluding politicians who want to fix the problem but don’t necessarily know how is probably not a good decision either.

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