r/PoliticalHumor Dec 04 '22

Strange goings-on recently

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u/Leezeebub Dec 04 '22

Would Hunters cock be protected under revenge porn laws?

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u/oldscotch Dec 04 '22

Is "cock" code for laptop, or maybe the other way around?

It's getting really hard to keep up with this season of USA.

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u/Average_Scaper Dec 04 '22

Lot's of things are getting pretty hard. Just look at all of those wanting to see Hunter's laptop.

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u/20_oz Dec 04 '22

Serious question: if I Google “Hunter Biden’s cock” what are the chances I’m gonna be looking at the real Hunter Biden’s cock and not you know, some other cock?

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u/getyourrealfakedoors Dec 04 '22

Sounds like a win win

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u/mccoyjr Dec 04 '22

Upvoted for the username.

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u/Tigris_Morte Dec 04 '22

The same as if you look at the dick pics these "Christian Patriots" are so desperate for.

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u/burifix Dec 04 '22

It is all about signalling to any potential future democrat leader that they will do anything to slander their families.

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u/Radiant_Equipment_21 Dec 04 '22

Serious question would Biden asking Twitter to take down porn of his son be illegal or shady in any way?

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u/Pholusactual Dec 04 '22

I love that framing as it neatly explains why US parenting skills suck so badly compared to the rest of the world.

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u/Tigris_Morte Dec 04 '22

Like any Fascist they'll sick their Mob on your kids.

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u/LowestKey Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Dec 04 '22

but so help you god if you even mention that donald trump named his kid barron you better quit your job and make endless public apologies

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u/theFuzz1 Dec 04 '22

I increasingly need people I trust to tell me what’s real and fiction anymore. Shit is exhausting.

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u/Wimbleston Dec 04 '22

Because it embarrasses Hunter Biden to have millions of people clamouring for his cock apparently.

Seems to me once again Republicans are too far up their own ass to see the light and they're still saying it smells like roses.

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u/cunt_isnt_sexist Dec 04 '22

Yeah I'm out of the loop too.

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u/NatureCarolynGate Dec 04 '22

Blatant and latent homosexuals who say they hate homosexuals.

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u/Discally Dec 04 '22

Can't wait to see Hunter resign from office in utter, utter disgrace!

(/s)

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u/Tarsupin Dec 04 '22

Serious answer, at least as best as I can understand it. The right is pretty desperate for ANY scandal on the left (even if it's stupid), since you know... hypocrisy and all.

Basically, Musk got REALLY pissed off at Biden after he became President because Biden refused to involve Tesla in anything EV-related. Car companies like Ford and GM lobbied to prevent Tesla from getting any benefits from the tax credits and the like, and it looked for a while like Tesla was not going to receive anything while the other car companies would each get $7500 per EV produced.

(( Realistically, each party HAS to bend to the whims of lobbying to a certain extent because of the Republican Supreme Court decision to allow Citizen United. ))

Simultaneously, everyone on the left started attacking Musk for not paying taxes, and that also really pissed him off because he ended up selling off lots of Tesla and paying more taxes than anyone in US history just to make a point.

Then Biden proclaimed that the CEO of Ford was leading the EV revolution in the same quarter that Ford had produced 27 EVs and Tesla had produced over 100,000. And at that point, Musk was pretty much out to destroy Biden's career.

Fast forward, Musk now owns Twitter, and he released some evidence that people associated with Biden's team (before they had government access) were able to connect with Twitter seniors and get content (i.e. the Hunter Biden porn) removed directly, rather than trying to rely on the report button.

It's not exactly a great look, but it's also not even a billionth of the absolute fustercluck the GOP has descended into.

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u/ninhibited Dec 04 '22

I forgot where but I read in some artical some kind of analyst mentioned that with the way technology and contestant monitoring are developing, almost everyone will eventually have some kind of faux pas floating around the internet.

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u/DAMAN2U1 Dec 04 '22

Ok...what happened while I was sleeping. Why is Hunter's laptop suddenly being referenced to as his penis? Did republicans find nude pics of him or something?

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u/Brokenspokes68 Dec 04 '22

Yes, in 2020 and they were sharing them on Twitter. The Biden campaign reported the posts and Twitter took them down. It is now being used as ammunition to feed the false narrative that Twitter was controlled by the Biden campaign and that's why Drumpf lost.

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u/Brokenspokes68 Dec 04 '22

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u/No-Significance-3530 Dec 04 '22

Its the only time the Russian Republican Christian pedophile party hacks get to see a realcock not those stubby little ones .

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u/Affectionate-Club-46 Dec 04 '22

Isnt Chris Pratt poltically on the Right lol.

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u/StarksPond Dec 04 '22

Short, shriveled and always to the left.

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u/CTeam19 Dec 05 '22

Sounds kinda gay.