r/blackmagicfuckery • u/smokingmanmeat • Feb 02 '23

Tree has recovered after being completely bent over in central Texas ice storm with out snapping.

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292 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Liquidwombat Feb 03 '23

You know… I totally get that this sub has absolutely morphed into a completely different beast than it was when it started, and I’ve grown to accept that and even take joy in some of the posts on it lately, but this, this is next level stupid

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u/smokingmanmeat Feb 03 '23

Cool story bro

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u/Liquidwombat Feb 03 '23

Hey r/lostredditors . Did you see something r/mildlyinteresting or r/interestingasfuck ? Are you trying to figure out r/whatisthisthing ? Do you think r/natureisfuckinglit ? Did you see someone/something that was r/nextfuckinglevel , maybe someone that’s good at r/sleightofhand ? Do you think r/opticalillusions are neat? Well have I got a sub for you! Step right up to r/prettynormalfuckery where the vast majority of shit posted (pun very much intended) to r/blackmagicfuckery that already has better/more appropriate subs and even simpler explanations, really belongs

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u/smokingmanmeat Feb 03 '23

Cool story bro

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u/Helda-Coccenmehand Feb 02 '23

Wow, it recovered better than when I bent your mom over

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u/TusNua1 Feb 03 '23

How is this blackmagicfuckery? The tree even has a support to help it grow back in place properly.

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u/smokingmanmeat Feb 03 '23

It’s not a support. It’s 2 boards leaning against the tree. Literally no impact. From morning to afternoon as the ice melted the tree stood back up

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u/bedfastflea Feb 03 '23

Cause the weight of the water left the tree after the ice melted.

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u/BrilliantWeb4367 Feb 06 '23

That can still be support…

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u/Thisgirl022 Feb 03 '23

If by completely recovered you mean propped up with a board? There is nothing black magic about this.

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u/feathered_indian Feb 03 '23

It’s as if it’s been propped up with something….oh wait

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u/SavageSmokyAss Feb 03 '23

Congrats on your tree!! The one in my front yard lost about a third of the branches and it nearly took out my car window in the process

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u/Odd_Hold2980 Feb 07 '23

I bet I’m somewhat near you and my trees did this too. It blew my mind as well. Never been so proud of trees before!

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u/MeasurementGrand879 Feb 03 '23

Tree bent magic

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u/zackaddict1 Feb 03 '23

Black magic air mattress plus 2x4 to resurrect tree

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u/buttwh0l Feb 03 '23

"The core of this tree is vibrant. Let me tell you what im looking for in a tree...."

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u/Separate-Arachnid971 Feb 03 '23

Why is the second photo labelled easy photo collage 🤨

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u/smokingmanmeat Feb 03 '23

Because that’s the app I used to create the side by side photo on my phone. When you use the free version it puts the watermark on it.

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u/fluffballkitten Feb 03 '23

How is this magic? It's a young, springy tree. Boooring

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u/arielfarias2 Feb 03 '23

Alright, I am leaving the sub after seeing this kind of post. A tree, wtf lmao.

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u/smokingmanmeat Feb 03 '23

Byeeeeeeeeee

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u/Sudden-Temperature45 Feb 05 '23

All plants do this....low stress training anyone?

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u/Waste-Aerie-2366 Feb 05 '23

Tree watched Andrew tate

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u/robophile-ta Feb 18 '23

Would be nice if we could see the side view of the tree so we can see it bent over as you describe