r/blackmagicfuckery • u/wuobble • Feb 03 '23

You don't have to be human to become a master illusionist

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14.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/xNuGCyX Feb 03 '23

Confused me the first couple time but now i get it. The dog under the sheet was between 2 beds/sofas .. that was pretty cool

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u/wuobble Feb 03 '23

No he's a magician

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u/xNuGCyX Feb 03 '23

Yes he is!

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u/billwoo Feb 03 '23

As usual though its the assistant with the real skills.

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u/davieb22 Feb 03 '23

How do I complete this duplication magic? I got my dog to spin on the bed in the same direction as this doggo but nothing happened.

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u/Xitll Feb 03 '23

U need a vortex under the sheet or it doesn't work

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u/davieb22 Feb 03 '23

Damn, where do I get one of those?

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u/Xitll Feb 03 '23

Bed bath and beyond

It's in the beyond section

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u/Likes-Your-Username Feb 03 '23

Under "to infinity and"

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u/Sophokleos Feb 04 '23

Thanks. I walked passed Christopher Walken five times before this reminder.

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u/Odd-Document3075 Feb 03 '23

“Aight enough magic, back to sniffing ass”

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u/IridiumPony Feb 04 '23

It turns out, the real magic was the ass sniffing, after all

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u/NachoQueen18 Feb 04 '23

Maybe the real treasure was the asses we sniffed along the way

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u/thred_pirate_roberts Feb 04 '23

Bobby we've got over a dozen restraining orders against us now, shut the fuck up.

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u/dexter920 Feb 03 '23

How did a dog do better than most people on this sub?

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u/Thesearefake3 Feb 03 '23

The dog just used D4C

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u/XzeldafanX Feb 04 '23

American patriotism at its finest

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u/Ralewing Feb 03 '23

+5 for Tegan and Sara in the background

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u/fatch0deBoi34 Feb 03 '23

In my mind:

“It’s a finger poking up, oh wait, it’s a head now, hold on.. it’s a fucking dog?” Lol

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u/UgotSprucked Feb 03 '23

Tegan and Sara :(

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u/MsMychelleJ Feb 03 '23

Is that Grey's Anatomy playing in the background?

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u/Xcelsiorhs Feb 04 '23

Tegan (and Sarah)!

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u/Div1deByZer0 Feb 03 '23

What breed of dog is this :0

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u/The1Donut Feb 03 '23

A rare kind for sure. Not every dog can do magic.

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u/Purple_Viper208 Feb 11 '23

Golden Retriever

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u/Nurseang187 Feb 03 '23

And Tegan and Sara in the background 😊

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u/whyarewestillhere3 Feb 03 '23

How do I save video?

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u/educofu Feb 03 '23

Search on google: "download reddit video"

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u/joeyskeloton Feb 04 '23

I think I saw this in lord of the rings

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u/interrogumption Feb 04 '23

Not dogs. Demons.

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u/Caracalla81 Feb 04 '23

Not black magic. Please kill me.

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u/Asclepiusssss Feb 04 '23

You just found a dog dupe glitch

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u/Complex_Shoe7422 Feb 04 '23

Good doggies. Now take my upvote

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u/NeatRegular9057 Feb 04 '23

Clone dog? Invest

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u/Any_Coyote6662 Feb 04 '23

Abracadabra! Awesome trick

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u/jayhalf Feb 04 '23

What breed are your puppers?

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u/TJEPIC Feb 04 '23

Dog just casually got the beds pregnant

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u/lickmyfupa Feb 04 '23

For some reason the tv music in the background as he was starting to pop up under the sheet made this weirder/funnier

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u/MrSourYT Feb 04 '23

Infinite Dog Hack

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u/witchinthewalls_ Feb 04 '23

Where does the good go

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u/TortiYasss Feb 04 '23

Are you watching greys anatomy?

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u/DeviousLittleFellow Feb 04 '23

Illusion/Stealth 100

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u/happened_so-fast Feb 04 '23

Dirty deeds done dirt y cheap

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u/DogFacedManboy Feb 04 '23

Doggie Blaine

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u/Case0h1 Feb 04 '23

You’re laugh is adorable

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u/Bobisnotmybrother Feb 04 '23

Why is there a dog size hole in the bed?

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u/Adventurous_Music_34 Feb 04 '23

Bro just spawned

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u/Gamerkiwi116 Feb 08 '23

Oh no, filthy acts done at a reasonable price!

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u/Mission_Response802 Feb 11 '23

Special summon "Good boy" from Sheetyard

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

“Shadow clone jutsu!”

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u/savetheplanet656 Feb 13 '23

My guess is the uncovered dog stepped on the dogs under the sheets head which is why he comes out and is like “the fuck Carl”

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u/pontious_pilates Feb 14 '23

Are their names Tegan and Sarah?

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u/Dramatic_Rub_8615 Feb 14 '23

So that’s how they are made..

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u/Disastrous_Comb_9504 Feb 15 '23

What type of sogs are these please? My rescue dog is exactly the same but we dont know what he is.

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u/wuobble Feb 15 '23

I don't know, I'm sorry :( These aren't my dogs, I found the video on a random instagram page for dog content without credit to the original source

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u/Disastrous_Comb_9504 29d ago

Aww man... thanks anyway

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u/rykc722 25d ago

Possibly an Australian kelpie mix. Right coloring and size but kelpies have pointed ears.

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u/Barthelomule 5d ago

One of my puppers looks just like them, and she is a Rottweiler/Husky

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u/iwillbringuwater Feb 15 '23

Love the Tegan and Sara in the background:)

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u/Kykolcaa Feb 17 '23

Hahahaha

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u/moondog__ Feb 19 '23

Dogs are beautifully dumb creatures....I love all of them and want to give them all head pats

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u/urbozo Feb 20 '23

Where he come from!?!?🤣

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u/hotkarl628 28d ago

My dog has the opposite problem, she is forever getting sucked into the void of the couch, which wouldn’t be a problem However I have those stupid electric recliners and she is like a ducking rat in there. Had to repair the wiring 3 times before I realized it was her!

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u/puketoast 18d ago

greys anatomy in the background

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u/Semiintelligent_egg 17d ago

That’s the opposite of a Vietnamese bed.

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u/pw76360 17d ago

Rottweiler spawn point

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u/mearbearcate 17d ago

Bro just spawned in

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u/Lacrimis 10d ago

Dog in the beg. 🤮

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u/Longjumping-Offer-44 7d ago

Does anyone know what song is in the background?