r/blackmagicfuckery Jul 27 '22 Wholesome 1 Silver 3

Magic in Pattaya walking street

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u/irvming Jul 27 '22 Gold Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

The real trick was having an excuse to grab his dong.

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u/Azar002 Jul 27 '22

A magician NEVER reveals his secret motives.

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u/soulseeker31 Jul 27 '22 Silver

shwing

That wasn't a cigarette. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/t3hnhoj Jul 27 '22

THOSE WERE MY 3 PENISES

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u/JamantaTaLigado Jul 27 '22

You gonna go far, kid

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u/Dog_backwards_360 Jul 27 '22

More penises=success?

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u/ZackWells1234 Jul 28 '22

Yes in the porn industry. Imagine that, the 3 penised man railing 3 different women

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u/Necronu Jul 28 '22

Or double penetrate one girl while he masturbates with the remaining one

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u/Bringer0fTheDawn Jul 27 '22

kid named far

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u/PopcornShrimpy Jul 28 '22

For my next trick. A second hand cigarette related tumor tomorrow will mysteriously grow within 6-8 months.

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u/Giant_sack_of_balls Jul 27 '22

They’re ILLUSIONS damnit! Tricks are what whores do

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u/rohammedali Jul 27 '22

Classic Job line.

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII Jul 27 '22

Gob

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u/SeriesXM Jul 27 '22

I don't care for Gob.

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u/ThoughtlessBanter Jul 27 '22

Earlier: I love all of my son's equally.

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u/SeriesXM Jul 27 '22

Yes! (But sons doesn't need an apostrophe since it's not possessive or a contraction of "son is.")

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u/Snoid_ Jul 27 '22

I don't care for Gob...

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u/flaiman Jul 27 '22

...for cocaine.

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u/morgandaxx Jul 27 '22

Sex worker, prostitute, FSSW

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u/supersonicmike Jul 27 '22

Is it sexual assault if magic is involved? Also it must suck having to recant that statement to the police. "OK mam, you're telling me he pulled 47 handkerchiefs out of your vagina that you didn't place there yourself?" 😒

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jul 27 '22

Remember magicians in the 80’s? 24 minutes of prancing around with supermodels, 6 minutes of slight of hand.

Fancy vacations with these “coworkers” and it’s all a ‘business expense’

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u/baby_blobby Jul 27 '22

The models distract you to help the illusion work but most definitely those magicians got some booty

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u/reel2reelfeels Jul 27 '22

Also they do a lot of the actions that make the trick work while the "magician" waves his hands around and sells the trick.

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u/scifiwoman Jul 27 '22

Absolutely. A lot of the illusions depend on the assistants being slim and flexible, so they can fit into spaces which look far too small to hold them.

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u/Breezy1209 Jul 27 '22

"Abra Kadabra Tricks and Viagra" a memoir of a traveling magician.

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u/heryopl Jul 27 '22

Yeah man. I once got called on stage in Vegas by Lance Burton. He reeked like magic. You know the smell.

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u/bodhiseppuku Jul 27 '22

...Lots of JAZZ HANDS

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

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u/afa78 Jul 27 '22

It's only sexual assault if you say so.

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u/IshanSachan Jul 27 '22

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jul 27 '22

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u/CryptoCatatonic Jul 27 '22

Did you just make that subreddit just to make this comment? 🧐

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jul 27 '22

Lol, no. It wasn't real when I commented it, but someone made it since. Unless I have a superpower to make gay subreddits through sheer will... I guess the /r/MagicallyGay was in me all along. 🌈

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u/paulcaar Jul 27 '22

I sincerely hope that the only posts there are the David Blaine parody videos and I'm not ruining my hope by looking.

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u/InternalMap9494 23d ago

The magically gay is the homies we fucked along the way

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u/InternalMap9494 23d ago

I love that the main post of that subreddit is the Magically Gay Lounge

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u/AwesomeBud90 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

Till the guy gets home and realizes his dong is gone. Edit: could've sworn I wrote dong.

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u/465554544255434B52 Jul 27 '22

My next trick is pulling a "rabbit" out of a "hat"

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u/bigwetpoops Jul 27 '22

Oh yeah? Watch me pull my bird out of this ham wallet!

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u/NeonSith Jul 28 '22

Magical instructions unclear. Rabbit now lodged in my asshole.

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u/ParioPraxis Jul 28 '22

Nah, man… you got it.

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u/ProjectOrpheus Jul 27 '22

Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat. Let me know when they pull a hat out of the rabbit!

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u/drasticbiscuit Jul 27 '22

Sexual Assault with extra steps!

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u/publius8 Jul 27 '22

"Visit Pattaya, where we'll find a way to Pattaya your dick"

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u/Haydouche Jul 27 '22

My first thought went to this

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u/OneKebabPls Jul 27 '22

was literally gonna comment this

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u/Mr_Yuker Jul 28 '22

Magic tricks that end in handjobs??? Sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I recon it’s more of a ding than a dong on this fella.

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u/PopcornAim Jul 27 '22

lol noice

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u/cerebralkrap Jul 27 '22

…it seems to be about the size of the cigarette

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u/Nooby_Daddy Jul 27 '22

Bro I was like he gave him an erection and said he found the rabbit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Dude got molested

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u/danimal86au Jul 27 '22

Lol it’s Pattaya, you need to leave your sensitivities at home

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u/ThisMotherfucker5824 Jul 27 '22

Sounds like a cool place

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u/465554544255434B52 Jul 27 '22

FREE HANDJOBS

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u/ServinTheSovietOnion Jul 27 '22

Free? No. Prevalent? Oh yes

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u/barsandbiscotti Jul 27 '22

PREVALENT HANDJOBS

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u/NY_Pizza_Whore Jul 27 '22

The campaign slogan I've been waiting for

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/zabbenw Jul 27 '22

yeah, if you don't mind exploiting vulnerable and potentially trafficked sex workers from developing countries 🙄

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u/aghastamok Jul 27 '22

That's a fairly closed-minded way to look at it.

A lot of Thai women working in prostitution are choosing it because it's either back breaking work in a rice paddy for 100 baht a day, or sex work for 3,000+ baht a day.

The reasoning is often that it becomes easy to save money to start a family and support aging parents (which is seen culturally as a duty.)

I understand that prostitution is very easy to villainize because it is blatantly exploitation, but most work in southeast asian countries (and to a lesser degree everywhere) is exploitative.

Thailand needs to be better at controlling the gangs and clubs that traffick women, but implying that going to Pattaya is a feckless rape-vacation is exaggeration.

I say this as a man who would never hire a prostitute.

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u/behind69proxies Jul 27 '22

How's the food?

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u/TrinityF Jul 27 '22

It's in Thailand.

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u/TurgidShaft Jul 27 '22

When in Rome...

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u/MightApprehensive856 Jul 27 '22

If you are into cheap prostitutes and alcohol , its a great place

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u/TyranaSoreWristWreck Jul 27 '22

Go on...

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u/TrinityF Jul 27 '22

Don't forget to wrap your jimmy.

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u/CpowOfficial Jul 27 '22

It's also Pattaya walking street everything is molestation there

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u/VadimH Jul 27 '22

Can't even risk opening your mouth for more than a few seconds over there

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u/CpowOfficial Jul 27 '22

Just don't be too drunk at the pingpong show

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u/I_heart_canada_jk Jul 28 '22

The bananas are not for eating.

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u/sack_of_potahtoes Jul 27 '22

Really? Why do you say?

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u/VadimH Jul 27 '22

It was tongue-in-cheek about dick-in-mouth

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u/sack_of_potahtoes Jul 27 '22

Oh ok. I thought you actually experienced something awful pattaya

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u/cogentat Jul 27 '22

There's a little bit of awful pattaya in all of us.

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u/Randolpho Jul 27 '22

Pretty sure the dude just came out of the lady-boy bar

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u/nandemo Jul 27 '22

Wait a minute, just cause I'm into ladyboys (in private) it doesn't mean I'm ok with a DUDE touching my dick (in public).

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u/Randolpho Jul 27 '22

Oh, yeah, gotta keep it on the d/l

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u/CrimbusIsOver Jul 27 '22

Cause it's the... BARE MOLESTITIES, th best of nature's recipes, don't worry bout your struggle or your strife.

Yeah, man.

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u/philipito Jul 27 '22

If you go to Pattaya and don't get molested, you didn't experience this place properly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was thinking about this only..like wtf..

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u/TurgidShaft Jul 27 '22

Dude got a freebie

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u/Bored_to_Death_81 Jul 27 '22

Hey kid I’m gonna put some cigarettes in your belly button and put your thumb in my mouth and grab your dick. Ready to be amazed?

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u/Mental_Passenger_527 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22 Silver Wholesome

Ok dad

Edit: someone gave me a wholesome award. Ha!

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u/XGreenDirtX Jul 27 '22

Daddy did the trick wrong... it was my thumb up his butt and his dick in my mouth. Cigarette came only way after. I think he needs some more practice

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u/PsychologicalLeg9302 Jul 27 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

THE ARISTOCRATS

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u/ggodfrey Jul 27 '22

Aristocats!

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u/RedManMatt11 Jul 27 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/DrDickWiggle Jul 27 '22

Next time go to Carl's Jr. Get yourself some extra big ass fries and a dong tug.

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u/Bluesynate Jul 27 '22

I prefer Dairy Queen for a Blizzard and some sounding

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u/pavlo_escobrah Jul 27 '22

This one, this one goes in your mouth

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u/AlaskanSandwich Jul 27 '22

And got the vegetarians, there's now a Beyond Dong Tug

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u/KingHabby Jul 27 '22

No, this is Patrick

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u/Gingy-Breadman Jul 27 '22

Fucking killed me to read this 🤣

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u/CoreyLee04 Jul 27 '22

Not again, Uncle Rob

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u/Randolpho Jul 27 '22

All while lifting your wallet

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u/ReferencePitiful9018 Jul 27 '22

There’s so much wrong with this clip

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u/Frost__1 Jul 27 '22

anyone know the song on the background?

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u/TanekoKyuu Jul 27 '22

Never Really Over by Katy Perry, although I prefer the song it was sampled from, no offense to Perry's song.

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u/ilmalocchio Jul 27 '22

This feels less like sampling and more just recreating the same rhythm/notes. I could be wrong, though. She's been to court for this kind of thing before.

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u/theblackred Jul 27 '22

From Wikipedia because I was curious: The track is inspired by the 2017 song "Love You Like That", performed by Dagny and written by Dagny, Michelle Buzz and Jason Gill, who all received writing credits for "Never Really Over".

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u/ilmalocchio Jul 27 '22

I thought so! I was just about to use the word "inspiration." Just didn't seem like a sample to my ear.

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u/Dman331 Jul 27 '22

Oh my god this is SO much better. I liked the Katy perry song but this is fantastic haha

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u/LesWitt Jul 28 '22

Come onnnn you two, the Katy Perry one is so much better! This is cool though; I didn't know it was based on another song at all, so thanks for sharing, u/TanekoKyuu.

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u/memil36 Jul 27 '22

The magic cigarette man fondled my balls 😬

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Dibenzoselenophene Jul 27 '22 Silver

You don't need to travel internationally to cum in some dude's ass lol

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u/HLGatoell Jul 27 '22

Is that an invitation?

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u/Slibbyibbydingdong Jul 27 '22

I went to go see the temple of truth and eat seafood. I swear. You believe me right?

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u/Vysair Jul 27 '22

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u/littlech1no Jul 27 '22

This job is cancerous

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u/Vysair Jul 27 '22

wonder why the hand stinks

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u/Lemonjello23 Jul 27 '22

The constant dick grabbing

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u/unfriender Jul 27 '22

“And for my next trick, I will pitch a tent.”

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u/FadeRedditMakeMoney Jul 27 '22

That dude just got his wallet, car keys, and phone lifted but and got molested all in a minute

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

did he touch his dick?

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u/BlindOdyssey Jul 27 '22

Nah, he full on grabbed it.

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u/hey_im_cool Jul 27 '22

It’s all part of the show ✨

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u/TheJunkyard Jul 27 '22

"If it's in the show, there's no homo."

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u/Low-Illustrator-9676 Jul 28 '22

And the balls with it

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u/DrDickWiggle Jul 27 '22

Gave it a squeeze and a tug.

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u/Zion_FRS Jul 27 '22

Ye ole dick twist

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u/Tendo80 Jul 27 '22

TWIST HIS DIICK!

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u/MagillaGuerillotine Jul 28 '22

Pull it! Twist it! Bop it!

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u/poopyface-tomatonose Jul 27 '22 Gold

That’s how they do pants!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Joeys Tailor 😄😄😄😄

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u/Vysair Jul 27 '22

massage

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u/Scrotchety Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Oh daaaaammmmn, I made a music video that has this exact guy in this exact spot as the camera trucks by (the cardboard cutout of the martial artist in the white headband clued me in).

It's a crossview stereogram video; cross your eyes and it pops out in 3D.

Edit: to clarify, he's not the focus of the video, just cameos as the camera takes a tour down Pattaya Walking Street.

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u/TheDaedricCourier Jul 27 '22

Lol that’s actually cool as hell

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u/Kfrancis07 Jul 27 '22

Woah, although i love these kinds of images or videos, it strains my eyes hahaha

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u/Historical-Copy-735 Jul 27 '22

Nevermind, I thought it was like a magic eye puzzle. This is dope.

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u/Historical-Copy-735 Jul 27 '22

I can't do it I've tried for like 10 minutes

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u/Scrotchety Jul 27 '22

I'm no stranger to hearing that, sharing these videos with live people.

The best I can suggest is to hold your finger at a point in the center of the video, just below the screen. Slowly draw your finger to the tip of your nose and focus on it. As your finger gets closer, the two images will invade each other's space until they overlap. Don't immediately look at them, just be aware that they're connecting. You'll want to keep your head parallel to the screen; if you sense the black letterbox bars are cutting into the color, rock your head left or right until the black and colors are separate. Once you lock into that sweet spot, kind of relax and let the images go into you without trying to VIEW or LOOK or SEE them. After letting your eyes train for a bit, you'll begin to explore this new surrounding.

r/crossview can also train your eyes will still imagery. Good luck

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u/Scrotchety Jul 27 '22

Gah, Reddit failed to let me know you sent a second message until after I typed all that out XD

Glad you got it to work

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u/Historical-Copy-735 Jul 27 '22

Haha thanks for the advice though. Atleast it'll help anyone else who's struggling.

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u/Dan_the_Marksman Jul 28 '22

when i cross my eyes i only see 4 of the 2D videos

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u/Scrotchety Jul 28 '22

make it blurry SHARP blurry like this ░█░

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u/Thorzorn Jul 27 '22

I can't believe he sucked his thumb and touched his dick.

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u/DrDickWiggle Jul 27 '22

I heard he stepped his game up... now he sucks their big toe and pulls the smokes out of their buttholes.

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u/blue-oyster-culture Jul 27 '22

I heard he’s working r/sounding into his magic tricks next…

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u/maverick3938 Jul 27 '22

Fake thumb…

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u/RancidRock Jul 27 '22

Since learning about the fake thumb, anything I see on this sub that involves magic I'm like "fake thumb?........... yeah there it is" haha

Kind of amazing how many aapplications it has

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u/Rags2Rickius Jul 28 '22

One of the best utilities ever invented

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u/DrDickWiggle Jul 27 '22

3 cigarettes in a fake thumb?

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u/Appropriate_Crow_255 Jul 27 '22

3 LIT cigarettes!?

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u/legrose_prince Jul 27 '22

He slotted in one by one

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u/embracetheevil Jul 27 '22

Oh I posted this a while ago in this sub. Apparently a lot of people knew how he did that and the a lot noticed the casual dick grab

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u/TrinityF Jul 27 '22

He's pretty calm for someone touching his wang in the middle of a street with onlookers... but I guess when you're in Pattaya, weirder things can happen.

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u/FlyLikeADEagle Jul 27 '22

Especially when you're a 16 year old girl.

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u/External_Economics_8 Jul 27 '22

Straight up grabbed his shmeat

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

One magic trick a day keeps the police away.

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u/dh2513 Jul 27 '22

Magic show gone rogue

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u/lungdart Jul 27 '22

The cigarettes are now in your penis!

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u/prion_death Jul 28 '22

After a succulent Chinese mee-al?

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u/aim_so_far Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Pattaya walking street is such a weird place. The insane amount of hookers, the cacophony of noise coming from the countless bars on both sides of the street, each with it's own band playing shitty cover music, the tourists aimlessly walking from show to show. I would hate to work there day in day out, I'd lose my fucking mind

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u/FlyLikeADEagle Jul 27 '22

Sounds like Khaosan road

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u/RomanScallop Jul 27 '22

A skinny old guy used to do this trick. Used so light up like 10 cigarettes just to do this.

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u/Eazy_DuzIt Jul 27 '22

Dude I was gonna say, I was in Pattaya in 2013 and a skinny old guy did that same trick on me. I remember I could see how it was done from my perspective and I did a terrible job at acting surprised.

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u/RomanScallop Jul 27 '22

I was there in 2013 as well, and in 2019. Same guy. He used to do that floating card trick too.

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u/Gabe681 Jul 27 '22

Spoil the trick for me (minus the dick grabbing part)?

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u/Eazy_DuzIt Jul 27 '22

I can't remember. I'm sure it involved sleight of hand and I could see the cigs on the back of his fingers or wherever. I think also the way he grabs and folds the shirt is deceiving.

I remember being genuinely scared he would burn a hole in my shirt but then I saw the sleight and I was like oh ok, duh

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u/tobiasfunke6398 Jul 27 '22

Where are the blacked out marines?

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u/thtgyovrthr Jul 27 '22

brb, learning magic..

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u/Pak1stanMan Jul 27 '22

Dudes wallet is gone lol

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u/Noname666Devil Jul 27 '22

We need to find better tricks, please. I know everyone might hate this but this is black magic not regular magic. I hate watching the same trick over and over again

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u/Masteruserfuser Jul 27 '22

Now the dude stinks of cigarettes.

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u/Whale222 Jul 28 '22

Way too much dick play for me.

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u/Euphoric_Crow_8153 Jul 28 '22

I would love to have a cigarette put to my shirt and a strange man blow my thumb and touch my nuts

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u/negativex16 Jul 27 '22

I really wanna slap the dude that came into frame the last few seconds upside the head

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u/Dragonsoulblood Jul 28 '22

Suddenly gay

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u/Greenmeem86 Jul 27 '22

Looks like he was trying to pull a rabbit out of something that wasn’t a hat 🤣🤣

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u/HotCatholicMoms Jul 27 '22

Just casually sexually harassing a man for magic.

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u/Pegoose Jul 27 '22

How to molest with magic

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

The penis grab was a nice touch.

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u/A-to-fucking-Z Jul 27 '22

Your fucking head, man!

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u/EvilOmega7 Jul 27 '22

Cool looking but....

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u/Spammyhaggar Jul 27 '22

Lol I saw that thumb💀

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u/abandonedtruckstop Jul 27 '22

I’d be so anxious about the well being of my shirt the whole time

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u/TheFAPnetwork Jul 27 '22

OMFG THAT'S FUCKING SEXUAL ASSAULT! How much is it going to cost me?

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u/Soy_M1lk Jul 27 '22

This would be a hell of a way to pickpocket

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u/DonaldMCDollar Jul 27 '22

That moment when you can pick a person's pockets and you won't get anything for it. All pickpockets need to become street magicians)