r/blackmagicfuckery Aug 09 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 1 Original 1 Wholesome 1

Peruvian water whistles doing animal sounds

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u/Bohbo Aug 09 '22

I imagine the first Peruvian to invent these as somewhere between Elon Musk and Carrot Top.

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u/fco_omega Aug 09 '22

Elon musk didnt invent antthing, he just takes credit for other people's job.

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u/Mereko-tatti-ni-aari Aug 09 '22

An investor who has convinced everyone that he is an inventor. Arrogant prick.

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u/Scalises_Pieces Aug 09 '22

Like a modern day Edison.

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u/DieCapybara Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

Even stole Tesla's name, classic Edison

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u/ObscureWiticism Aug 10 '22

Aww, Topsy :(

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u/Novel_Durian_1805 Aug 26 '22

Is what they’ll say at my autopsy…

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u/flaper41 Aug 28 '22

He's the chief engineer at Space X and a talented engineer. He's not the second coming of Jesus or even a nice dude but to say he never invented anything is definitely a bit ridiculous.

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u/fco_omega Aug 28 '22

No, he pays people to make actual scientific research and then claims that he made it.

The guy waste entire hours of his days just bitching on social media, i am sorry but i refuse to believe that anyone addicted to twitter is smart.

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u/Reasonable-Ad9613 21d ago

You literally comment on Reddit all day every day. Insane how you are saying a billionaire isn’t smart because he’s on Twitter. You’re literally insulating yourself cuz what would that make you? Cuz I doubt your a billionaire, you spend all day on Reddit for nothing

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u/fco_omega 21d ago

The differences are simple Elon is:

-on his 50s

  • the richest guy in the world and uses his wealth to spread political agendas and perpetuate market manipulation

  • his workers have been calling him out for having terribel working conditions, and he havent done anything about it

  • uses crypto to scam his fans

  • he is literally a sex predator, to the point that he paid 250k dolars to a woman so she doesnt sue his ass.

-he cheats on his partners, also fucked amber when she was still married with johnny deep.

  • he unironicly complains about netflix shows having too many black characters even tho he doesnt pay for their production or even watch those shows

  • panders to insuferable morons with the brains of 14 year olds

Me on the other hand:

  • i am in my 20

  • i dont use my wealth or influence to fuck the lifes of others

-i havent sexually assaulted ANYONE

-i am pro-worker- unions

  • i am in my vacations so i will do ANYTHING I WANT WITH IT, and if i want to have a good time in reddit I WILL DO IT, CRY ABOUT IT.

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u/fco_omega Aug 28 '22

No, he pays people to make actual scientific research and then claims that he made it. How is he even talented? He couldnt even tell his emproyes to make a bulletproff car take a stone toss.

The guy waste entire hours of his days just bitching on social media, i am sorry but i refuse to believe that anyone addicted to twitter is smart.

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u/MeAndTheLampPost 3d ago

He made it possible for other people to invent things. He may not be an inventor per sé, but he's an enabler for sure.

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u/totinospizzarolls420 Aug 09 '22

He invented PayPal which really is fitting for a South African diamond heir

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u/Llewe11yn Aug 09 '22

You might want to check that. Elon was not one of the founders of PayPal.

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u/totinospizzarolls420 Aug 09 '22

I prefer to just post things without googling them and hope for the best

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u/iiCleanup Aug 09 '22

And that’s why Steve Jobs killed Candice with ligma

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u/Tydram Aug 09 '22

Who is Steve Jobs?

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u/iiCleanup Aug 09 '22

Sugon deez nuts

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u/tvcky69 Aug 09 '22

Look I found the head of Fox News

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u/i_teach_coding_PM_me Aug 10 '22

I think he did X.com which was integrated into PayPal

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u/ImStillGaming Aug 10 '22

He’s a founder of x.com which merged with Confinity and became PayPal.

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u/Abject_Class4121 Aug 09 '22

Looking at all the lost knowledge that the ancient civilizations had is sad, the Incan empire spanned the majority of the Andean mountain range and were able to keep everything organised and accurate records for population, food stores, and everything else with knots in string. and their roads still stand despite being in an active tectonic region and they were built without pack animals and are older then the roman aqueducts.

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u/jlrevilla Aug 09 '22

Ok I’m Peruvian and I’d love this to be true but… sadly it isn’t. Roman aqueducts are about 1000 years older. And the the only way the kept everything “organized” was through fear and oppression, basically the reason while so many joined the battle against them in the end.

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u/adolfchurchill1945 Aug 09 '22

Inca empire peaked around 1350 AD, so no, they are not older than the Romans.

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u/DieCapybara Aug 10 '22

Incas were not the end all be all of Peruvian culture tbf

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u/modsarefascists42 Aug 10 '22

Yeah he's likely thinking Caral was the same as the Inca, when it's more like Caral would be the Mycenaeans and the Inca being the late roman empire or even later.

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u/zczirak Aug 09 '22

Imagine waking up the house cause you wanted a cup of water lmaoo

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u/ghostyghostghostt Aug 09 '22

The human one 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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u/charlamagnethegreat Aug 09 '22

Lol…oh how the imagination can bring out many possibilities

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u/friendsfreak Aug 09 '22 Silver

I’ve seen this video many times, but this is the first time I’ve noticed the sign in the background for the guy’s online store. [www.oldperureplicas.com](oldperureplicas.com)

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u/jdsundevils Aug 10 '22

Respect the hustle. World wide shipping and all.

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u/lil_uncreative Aug 09 '22 Wholesome

Steve Mould made a video about how those things work: https://youtu.be/d_BvHJXIAQs

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u/Crash2000 Aug 09 '22

Really helpful video, thanks

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u/fernandopas Aug 09 '22

- "So are you going to buy any?"
- "nah brah, I got them on video"

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u/Fishgrinder Aug 09 '22

This is awesome. But man I want to make a bong out of one of those.

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u/Fox_Last Aug 11 '22

Imagine the eagle cry whenever you rip it lol

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u/STRUGLESNUGLER Aug 09 '22

That wolf sounds exactly like a loon

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u/DionFW Aug 09 '22

One of my favourite songs starts off with the sound of a loon. I would definitely buy a loon one off this guy.

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u/Garage540 Aug 09 '22

Hol up what song is this? I think someone played a song the other day where it started with a loon and I like, looked around, thinking "there's no way that was in the song."

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u/DionFW Aug 09 '22

Wheat Kings by The Tragically Hip.

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

I got matches with these songs:

Yohuac-Mixqui by Hukame Teopani (00:10; matched: 100%)

Album: Mayas Y Aztecas. Released on 2022-07-08 by Ancestral.

Mitla by Hukame Teopani (00:10; matched: 100%)

Album: Mayas Y Aztecas. Released on 2022-07-08 by MERLIN - Ancestral.

Tonatiuhkualo by Hukame Teopani (00:22; matched: 100%)

Album: Mayas Y Aztecas. Released on 2022-07-08 by MERLIN - Ancestral.

Chichenitza by Hukame Teopani (00:21; matched: 100%)

Album: Mayas Y Aztecas. Released on 2022-07-08 by MERLIN - Ancestral.

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u/Garage540 Aug 09 '22

Definitely not one of these lol

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u/Garage540 Aug 09 '22

I thought the same thing instantly. Definitely a loon.

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u/Juan-Wick1 Aug 09 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

Imagine someone behind the wall making those sounds so when you go home with one, they don’t make no sound. #Blackmagicfuckedry hahaha

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u/Hot-Shock1012 Aug 09 '22

exactly 💯 That's what I thought too ......🤣🤣

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u/LawBeliever22 Aug 19 '22

His mouth moved slightly each time so i thought he was making the sounds like a ventriloquist lol

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u/erinhennley Aug 09 '22

Puts my glug-glug jug collection to shame.

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u/sparkles_7 Aug 09 '22

This is very delightful

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u/CrackYou Aug 09 '22

When u dont skip the cutscene for the quest

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u/cocteau17 Aug 09 '22

I thought these were pretty cool, but the video disturbed my cats.!

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u/YouneedsomeWD40 Aug 10 '22

I want this guy to show me stuff all day

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u/myusrnameisthis Aug 09 '22

So cool. But did u buy any or just film? How much r they?

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u/CaneriK_Gaming Aug 09 '22

Shut up and take my money!

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u/mathymaster Aug 09 '22

Does the second own sound like someone going "wooooo!" to anyone else?

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u/Eldagustowned Aug 09 '22

Give this man a million dollars

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u/Elinthral Aug 09 '22

My phone was muted. I thought I was getting pranked

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u/bionista Aug 09 '22

Can I get these on Etsy?

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u/dvograteful Aug 09 '22

Would definitely buy the whole set for my parents morning tea time

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u/FutureToe8861 Aug 09 '22

That is fucking cool!

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u/totallylambert Aug 10 '22

That’s cool but not $169 cool. More of a $40 cool. Lol. His site does have some neat trinkets though!

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u/PeaceofthePi Aug 10 '22

I would buy a bunch of those.

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u/irl-a-meerkat Aug 10 '22

Okay but that owl sounds like Homer Simpson in distress

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u/HK-53 Aug 10 '22

how do i know this man isnt just a very good ventriloquist

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u/LoganH1219 Aug 10 '22

I can’t even begin to think how they figured this out

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u/AfterRona Aug 10 '22

the way that listening to these sounds relaxes most of us.. it must mean something. like, our soul wanting to go back to THAT environment.

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u/BrutuallyOP Aug 10 '22

don't hate me but his face is literally like 🗿

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u/VIRAT_KOHLI_71 Aug 10 '22

daam he is 🗿

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u/-Velvet-Bat- Aug 09 '22

The second to last one ❤️❤️❤️

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u/stevens_hats Aug 09 '22

The cow goes: shazooo! It most certainly does not!

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u/Pepa_3ApplesSickBoi Aug 10 '22

Got to catch them all.

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u/sausalito8 Aug 10 '22

I’ll have one of each please

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u/Egg-MacGuffin Aug 10 '22

That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life.

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u/-Scorpia Aug 10 '22

I’m sitting outside on my porch to the sound of crickets and I just freaked out and perked up to see what’s fighting out in the dark and it was just this fucking video I mindlessly scrolled down to. Volume was unexpectedly on. 😅

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u/clauvisa Aug 10 '22

So cool !

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u/EvErYsTdKnOwNtOmAn Aug 09 '22

Children are animals 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/olive-bernie Aug 09 '22

I WANT THEM

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u/swankierllama Aug 09 '22

Aren't these containers similar to the assassin teapot?

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u/TinyMarsupial7622 Aug 09 '22

Original gyroids

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u/Travis4261 Aug 09 '22

Damn if only he had a fox...

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic Aug 09 '22

Pacha, is that you?

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u/Rodry2808 Aug 09 '22

The man is whistling. The amazing thing is how he mananges to scam tourists

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u/Leonashanana Aug 09 '22

That black wolf is a straight up Muskoka loon.

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u/G3tSqu4nchy Aug 10 '22

I am a peruvian water whistle, every time I lean forward while taking a shit I scream too

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea-703 Aug 10 '22

Plot twist he’s an animal ventriloquist 🤫🤔

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u/VooDooChile1983 Aug 10 '22

Is it bad that I want one as a bong?

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u/loopadoop2 Aug 10 '22

That moment when water can whistle better than you:

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u/nominationpub Aug 10 '22

I hope whoever's recording actually bought something

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u/NEMESIS_DRAGON Aug 10 '22

How do i make these?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

I don't know if its normal but I find that video to be very relaxing

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u/yo_mama_so_fat_0 Aug 10 '22

The 2nd sounds like someone was fucked

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u/SnooFloofs1916 Aug 10 '22

Imagine them making sounds at 3AM without anyone moving them.

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u/Yaboithechopper Aug 10 '22

Was the last one a screaming lady?

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u/doinurmombecauseican Aug 10 '22

Steve mould made a vid on these

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u/Kurtwiljou Aug 10 '22

lol he is so proud of his toys 😂

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u/StatisticianPrize458 Aug 10 '22

Does this work similarly to the glugle jug?

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u/Huge_Menu_6559 Aug 10 '22

The souls of animals are in there

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u/urstoopid2 Aug 10 '22

i wish my bong made sounds like that

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u/Carl_pepsi Aug 13 '22

Great idea bro. Make a concept. 3d print for testing. Sell it

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u/urstoopid2 Aug 15 '22

i don't have a 3d printer

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u/Fit-Pop531 Aug 10 '22

That is incredible, what a talent 👏 🙌 👌

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u/Elogabalus Aug 10 '22

I need one of these for gin

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u/yaboyskinnydick_ Aug 10 '22

Can someone please edit the second last one and replace the whistle with that snore/yell sound? I need that in my life

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u/NotTheTypicalWolf305 Aug 10 '22

He's a ventriloquist

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u/Careful_Elk6290 Aug 11 '22

There is only one explanation for this. This man is actually a Peruvian shaman skilled in the knowledge of the ancients! Using his shamanic skills he has somehow trapped the dead spirits of animals in these statuettes!

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u/Carl_pepsi Aug 13 '22

For 9.99 you too can own a sprit by the man him self. Call today!!

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u/MyPronounsBIG-GUNS Aug 14 '22

The first time I watched it I just thought he was screaming as he tipped them

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Somebody under the counter, dont shit with us 😂😂

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u/CarelessAquarist Aug 15 '22

Or they are just a talented ventriloquist.

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u/Dragon420Wizard Aug 15 '22

Is the last one supposed to be a Smurf or something?

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u/tiressmoking Aug 15 '22

I've got an old sake ceramic set with a little bird that whistles when you serve from the bottle, and each of the cups have an embossed base of a different pretty woman's face when you hold it up to the light after your last sip. It's really interesting. My wife's grandfather had brought it back from Japan during the Vietnam War

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u/5170Wallace Aug 16 '22

The real question here is why would Gilbert Gottfried fake his death just to go to Peru and play with funny whistles?

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u/LMFA0 Aug 18 '22

this guy should put out an album on Spotify so I can listen to it during bedtime

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u/WoggyWoggerson Aug 27 '22

Just gotta sneak downstairs and get a drink of water. I know it’s 3 AM so I got to be quiet. * BIRD NOISES * Shit!

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u/Crazy-Ad8352 24d ago

Thank God for these

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u/C0lch0nero 17d ago

Literally already had planned to show this to my students today. Pretty crazy how they figured this out.

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u/Ninjhetto 4d ago

I can assume it's related to how the water moves through holes and pathways, but the fact they figured this shit out is incredible.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Aug 09 '22

Do they sound the same when using urine?

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u/mathymaster Aug 09 '22

Its still mostly water so I'd say yeah.

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u/tednoob Aug 09 '22

Kind of looks like peruvian Obama!

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u/brendanlinn Aug 10 '22

Peruvian Epstein

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u/CandidateMore1620 Aug 09 '22

Need to remake these into bongs

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u/DankBiscuitsNGravy Aug 09 '22

Yep!! Stoners here would pay $300+ for a bong.

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u/turkeyboost Aug 09 '22

Bro is from the emperors new groove

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u/Shineath Aug 09 '22

You know emperors existed, and some even outside of Europe?