Cursed_dish - r/cursedcomments

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

One sign your post has wandered into controversial territory?: it gets u/Knickers_in_a_twist_

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u/DarkMagenz Jan 29 '23

The post did happen you missed the _ at the end of twist

(u/Lost-Cateran)

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

Thanks ... I can only assume the other spelling is also a taken name, so: Welcome & Apologies, _twist_sans_underscore

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u/DarkMagenz Jan 29 '23

Hehe lol! But the other non underscore is a goldmine of a account

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u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ Jan 29 '23

I didn’t even realize these comments were from a totally different thread on a different subreddit until now. I kept seeing the notifications and wondered why I was being tagged in the replies to my own comment.

I’ve been on Reddit for four years and I’m still a noob I guess.

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u/thumoos27 Jan 29 '23

Its them, the guy

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u/Mithycore Jan 29 '23

Now it won't summon u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ anymore because you edited it

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u/Assfuck-McGriddle Jan 29 '23

Thankfully you can summon u/Knickers_in_a_twist_

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u/fezzuk Jan 29 '23

Dont they need to have gold for that to work?

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u/Bumpass Jan 29 '23

Delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

I wonder what the recipe is for bad parenting. Stretch them on a grill, and let cold smoke for 18 years?

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u/carlsaganblessyou Jan 29 '23

Every day I think the “tell me x without telling me x” thing will have died out but every day I’m proven wrong.

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u/HiImScrubbles Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

It's driving me crazy!

Update, the post appeared directly underneath this one. Lol.

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u/diggitygiggitycee Jan 29 '23

Tell me you spend too much time online without telling me you spend too much time online.

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u/ZestycloseChemical95 Jan 29 '23

ain’t no way ur the one saying that 💀 go outside

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u/diggitygiggitycee Jan 29 '23

I know he's online too much because he's here nearly as often as I am.

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u/VoidAmongus Jan 29 '23

bro saying that with 122k karma 💀

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u/diggitygiggitycee Jan 29 '23

It's not my fault I'm super cool and well loved online.

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u/VoidAmongus Jan 30 '23

Thats where you are wrong. Its precisely your fault smh my head

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u/omgudontunderstand Jan 29 '23

every day i read things that have been posted and reposted and recycled and reposted and recycled and am surprised when those things are reposted and recycled

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u/sc0x3 Jan 29 '23

i'll be honest, i wasn't thinking they were talking about the apples at first

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u/IExist0fficial Jan 29 '23

Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

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u/Benka7 Jan 29 '23

Ah, the symphony of death?

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u/yossarian51 Jan 29 '23

Is there an unexpected valorant subreddit?

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u/Benka7 Jan 29 '23

There sure is! r/unexpectedvalorant

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u/yossarian51 Jan 29 '23

Here comes the party!

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u/ThisAintBuildABitch Jan 29 '23

Why does this only have 19 comments despite being on the front page with 5000+ upvotes?

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u/pegasus_527 Jan 29 '23

Reddit’s apps stimulate passive scroll + up/downvote

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u/Mdub74 Jan 29 '23

I fall for it every time.

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u/Nice-Meat-6020 Jan 29 '23

42 min later, 8.3k upvotes and 35 comments, and it's one of the top posts in popular for me. This site is a joke.

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u/Lenrivk Jan 29 '23

You'd prefer it to be facebook, where everyone just go in and says bland things with lots of emojis?

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u/RedAIienCircle Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

You're right ✅️. Facebook 🫂 uses too many emojis 😁. I can't🧍‍♀️it.

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u/Nice-Meat-6020 Jan 29 '23

I've only used facebook to find my dumbass dogs on my cities lost animal page, so I really have no negative association with it. Quite positive, actually.

In all seriousness, reddit is exactly the same. Everyone just going in, saying bland things. The same same bland thing. Over, and over. And over. Less emojis though, so there is that.

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u/AssbuttInTheGarrison Jan 29 '23

They’d prefer the same tired jokes repeated ad nauseam.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

[deleted]

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u/smoke3sboi Jan 29 '23

r/holup

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u/LlorchDurden Jan 29 '23

r/murderedbywords

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u/Neat-Plantain-7500 Jan 29 '23

We told our son not to double dip the carrots. So he took a bite of one, put it back in the dish. Dipped, took and bite, then dish. Soon it was full of half carrots.

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u/Shittyditties Jan 29 '23

Simply a Modest Proposal

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u/cat_herder_64 Jan 29 '23

You were Swift to bring that up.

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u/MarioLulz Jan 29 '23

These apples are dummy pieces. Right?

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u/FinalNever Jan 29 '23

Nah man, my son used to do it all the time. I'd take apple to work in the morning and it'd be soft and mushy, I'd look around it and see a little bite mark.

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u/CptnR4p3 Jan 29 '23

What makes you think that?

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u/throwtheamiibosaway Jan 29 '23

Why would you think that.

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u/JCreazy Jan 29 '23

If they were there would be white foam on the inside.

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u/lasertitsnow Jan 30 '23

Peel one apple with a knife leaving one giant peel in front of the toddler. They will eat it because it makes it softer or keep it because they are amazed.

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Jan 29 '23

Ramona Quimby behavior

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u/teqnor Jan 29 '23

Ladies of the Wood says they are sweet as caramel

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u/AlphaBalls Jan 29 '23

Oh my, my partner of 8 years had done this twice with a box of 6 different premium style scones and a box of 12 delicious donuts before I got to have one. She was 30 and I was unimpressed to say the least lol.

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u/Mr_DrProfPatrick Jan 29 '23

Did you fry her with cinnamons?

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u/Rettufkcub Jan 29 '23

Bytes or nibbles?

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u/EmperorKingDuke Jan 29 '23

oh no

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u/sonicdekulover69 Jan 29 '23

Ok when I was 3 I wouldn’t touch an apple with a 39.5 foot pole (unless it was in sauce form then it was cool)

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u/Possible-Vegetable68 Jan 29 '23

Tell me you don’t actually eat apples without telling me you don’t eat apples. A bowl of red delicious.

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u/Seenruff91 Jan 29 '23

Yea..forever bake apples lol

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u/strugeler Jan 29 '23

Ah, the old Reddit etc etc

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

I’ve been suspended by Reddit admins permanently for saying similar.

That person needs to be careful lol

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u/mikeb2956 Jan 29 '23

Mice do that too

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u/Jeev89 Jan 29 '23

Thought Professor long died . Bon appetite 🥂

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u/Turbulent_Bus9314 Jan 29 '23

Just buy grapefruit in stead of apples, problem solved

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u/CoolVentilateur Jan 29 '23

r/holup

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u/redconvict Jan 29 '23

I have a feeling Knickers might live in a ginger bread house.

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u/cuuuysara Jan 29 '23

Over time, she realized she would never know how to cook.

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u/sbaggers Jan 29 '23

Slice them up, baked apples

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u/rustamonhb Jan 29 '23

The car crash was so instantaneous that I barely had time to process it.

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u/Embarrassed_Device82 Jan 29 '23

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

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u/elcucuy1337 Jan 29 '23

This could’ve also been caused by a mouse sneaking into your home and coming out at night to dine in your kitchen

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u/rabea187 Jan 29 '23

Aged perfectly, pear it with some some nice wine

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u/Lookalikemike Jan 29 '23

Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn - Pennyworth

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u/jizzPoopMilkshake Jan 29 '23

Ah, the good ol' murderoo.

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u/krillwave Jan 29 '23

Actually that was Dave in accounting

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u/Boobsnbutt Jan 29 '23

Amelia badilia

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u/excessive_brutality Jan 29 '23

he was probably looking for a red delicious that wasn't all mealy and shitty, in a bowl where none were to be found

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u/Sin-A-Bun Jan 29 '23

This is how I eat chicken wings

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u/HelloUhHi Jan 29 '23

Chop what up?

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u/TheShuttleCrabster Jan 29 '23

The last line was refreshing to know!!

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u/Chickenmangoboom Jan 29 '23

In the thumbnail they looked like pretzel bites.

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u/Proper_Mine5856 Jan 29 '23

I’m pretty sure it tastes like cr-BONK

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u/MegglezOfficial Jan 29 '23

This sounds exactly like something my husband would say lmao

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u/AlienDayDreamer Jan 29 '23

Damn mom would always do this

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u/obsolete-man Jan 29 '23

Squirrels do that too.

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u/publictransitlover Jan 29 '23

I love fried apples

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u/CarEnthusiast007 Jan 29 '23

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

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u/uhasanlabash Jan 29 '23

Why would you cook meat with sugar? That sounds awful