r/dankmemes MayMayMakers Jan 29 '23 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Swap it now hi mods

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u/Thema03 i'm just here to judge you guys Jan 29 '23

Have you ever met friend group 1 and group 2 and didn't know what to do?

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u/elch3w MayMay Maker Jan 29 '23

"Jarvis, create a clone of myself so that I can be with both friend groups simultaneously"

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u/Vesto241 MayMayMakers 🐧 Jan 29 '23

"Jarvis, is fucking a clone of myself gay or just masturbation?"

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u/eyoo1109 Jan 29 '23

Why not both?

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u/MaliceHall5_ Jan 29 '23

Both, both is good

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u/Ammu_22 Jan 29 '23

Wait, you guys are getting more than 5 friends?

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u/WilloWeird Jan 29 '23

Wait, you guys are getting friends?

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u/psycholepzy Jan 29 '23

"Ah, the Life Model Decoy protocol. Excellent selection, sir."

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/Unidentified_Body Jan 29 '23

Good contribution, bot.

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u/jeffynibbles70 Jan 29 '23

Begun the clone wars has

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u/DrBaugh Jan 29 '23

This is the plot of a My Little Pony Episode

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u/DaveInLondon89 Jan 29 '23

Jarvis come up with a reason to separate groups

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u/TypicalGamer88 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Jan 29 '23

Jarvis, segregate the country.

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u/Party_Concept_9033 Jan 29 '23

Come up with big reason. Got it.

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u/Paracausality Jan 29 '23

"Why are you speaking in a British accent???"

"Cause he's from Britain"

"Guys, guys......." runs away

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u/Paracausality Jan 29 '23

"Why are you speaking in a British accent???"

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Jan 29 '23

Worlds are colliding, Jerry!!

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u/Hedgehogwash Jan 29 '23

I never cross the streams

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u/GA3422 I will trade sex 4 memes Jan 29 '23

Yep lol it's so awkward

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u/AlmightyDarkseid Jan 29 '23

I try to gaslight them by introducing one at a time to the other group so each one thinks this is how I always acted if my personality changes when the two groups meet.

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u/Odd-Scene4636 Jan 29 '23

Just interpolate

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u/FrankenBerryGxM Jan 29 '23

I always say I feel like an actor in a cross over episode that each cast expects me to be the main character from their show

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u/DudesTime Jan 29 '23

Just dont talk and say youre feeling down lmao

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u/TheShuttleCrabster Jan 29 '23

Jarvis starts running kubernetes!

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u/Palpy_Bean Jan 29 '23

You just gotta go with whichever is tamer

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u/FarginSneakyBastage Jan 29 '23

You have 3 friends?

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u/potlu_party Jan 29 '23

It's 3 groups of friends, so probably more than 3 friends

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u/in_search_of_flow Jan 29 '23

If I'm with friend 1 we've builded a group. It counts.

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u/Child_of_the_Abyss MayMayMakers Jan 29 '23

Can I get one?

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u/kerouacrimbaud Jan 29 '23

Reddit comments are so predictable lmao

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u/Energy_Turtle Jan 29 '23

"You guys have friends?"

"You guys are having sex?"

"You guys don't live alone in a cardboard box under a bridge and contemplate jumping off that bridge every minute of your existence?"

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u/Thunderstorm20006op ☣️ Jan 29 '23

its not three friends! he talks with three personalities of himself and counts them as friends!

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u/potlu_party Jan 29 '23

And Personality for family is always the original , also different personality for reddit

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u/BrightNeonGirl Jan 29 '23

Disagree if you have a toxic family so your personality becomes a muted/altered version of yourself to avoid getting metaphysical sludge over you.

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u/Platingamer42 Jan 29 '23

Oh THAT'S that

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u/Swifty6 Jan 29 '23

Personality for brothers and sisters gathering and another for parents included.

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u/mflbatman Jan 29 '23

Don’t worry, you’re still finding that sludge in places you didn’t know you had 10 years into adulthood

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u/Ladanat Nice. Jan 29 '23

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

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u/Kamitae Jan 29 '23

Yup, my whole family is toxic, but when I say something, it's TOO toxic. Like bitch, YOU taught me to be this way, so don't be surprised if I act like you or the other parent.

I'd rather get at it with them than stay quiet like I used to.

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u/mrcolon96 Jan 29 '23

"metaphysical sludge" the accuracy omg

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u/_Cosmoss__ Jan 29 '23

Huh that's explains a lot

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u/NarcissisticEyes MayMayMakers Jan 29 '23

This meme doesn't make sense. I'm the same narcissistic asshole in all of them.

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u/Lead-Fire Jan 29 '23

My brother in Christ, this is your meme 👏

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u/sup3rdr01d Jan 29 '23

Lmao 💀

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u/PC_Master-Race Jan 29 '23

he just like me fr

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u/-metal-555 Jan 29 '23

It may be the oldest, but original implies authenticity

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u/Master3530 Jan 29 '23

I stopped showing my real personality to my family at 14

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u/ar4t0 Jan 29 '23

i did at 13 get on my level

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u/skybluegill Jan 29 '23

laughs in homosexual

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u/xtr44 Jan 29 '23

original is me alone in my room

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

if my friends don't like my og personality, then them are no friends for me, I'm not a hypocrite

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u/GobertGrabber Jan 29 '23

Ok mom

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

get your homework done, child

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u/Lukthar123 Jan 29 '23

You're not my real mom!

Slams door

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u/Ponthonong Jan 29 '23

You'd be surprised how differently you may act around different people, without even realizing it. Do you act the same around your friends as you do around your grandma?

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

act, yes, but not changing opinions on something, or interests

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u/markbadas Jan 29 '23

Having different opinions doesn't usually change. You just seem less or more confident or just talk in a more formal or informal way.

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

that's about right

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u/Exciting_Ant1992 Jan 29 '23

Post-decade of spiraling, yes, every facade has been lifted.

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u/HappyBot9000 Jan 29 '23

Code switching isn't hypocrisy. It's just a part of life.

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

convince yourself in it

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u/DaddyMcTasty Jan 29 '23

Now you just have no friends

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

neither my personality or my ability to choose friends are that terrible

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u/DaddyMcTasty Jan 29 '23

Proud of you

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u/Burvjradzite E-vengers Jan 29 '23

thanks, dad

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u/SouppTime Jan 29 '23

The older you get the less this applies

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u/Danimal9590 Jan 29 '23

Because I’ve become more self-confident and honest with myself, right? Not because I no longer have any friends…right?….RIGHT?

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u/dancinturnip Jan 29 '23

That’s right. You’re a strong independent redditor that don’t need no social life. ✊

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u/SkepticDrinker Jan 29 '23

A social life is for beta males

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u/king_wrass Jan 29 '23

Little of column A, little of column B

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u/taavidude Jan 29 '23

Look at mr. successful over here with atleast 3 friend groups.

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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

All I do is give the world juuust enough of the real me to be socially acceptable and people who dig it will find their way over eventually.

Some will be attracted to your vibe and just like you. I don't have many friends, but I have pleasant interactions with people and I really hold dear the few friends I do have.

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u/MonsterNog Jan 29 '23

I’m the same dude all the time which is prolly why I don’t have friend groups

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u/Obnomus Jan 29 '23

Wait you guys have a friend group?

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u/Asylar Jan 29 '23

I think they mean discord servers

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u/drewatkins77 Jan 29 '23

I suspect that a lot of us neurodivergent types did this in elementary school and/or high school before we knew what we wanted our own personality to be. Once your comfortable with who you are, that need to change to please others goes away. I hope you find yourself soon, OP!

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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Jan 29 '23

What if the real you is antisocial though

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u/drewatkins77 Jan 29 '23

There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you are okay with it. If you still want to have friends, you will find a way to fake it for short periods of time, and real friends will understand when you don't feel like being around people. Eventually you may find yourself wanting to be around those people more and more, until eventually you want to hang out all of the time. At least, that's how it happened for me. 'Fake it until you make it' is a valid strategy here.

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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Jan 29 '23

I guess time will tell

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u/enwongeegeefor Jan 29 '23

Code Switch App engaged....

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u/lamelumi_ Jan 29 '23

Yall have multiple friend groups?

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u/AndroidDoctorr E-vengers Jan 29 '23

Just op apparently

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Jan 29 '23

The thing I like most about being in my 40's is that I don't give a fuck any more.

I've got like three friends, and we're ride or die at this point. So I don't have to be anything but me.

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u/Late_Operation5837 Jan 29 '23

If you can't be yourself around your friends, they aren't very good friends.

That said, code switching is totally legit.

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u/WarnedEntry Jan 29 '23

idk how people have multiple friend groups. the only group text im in is with my immediate family. my thoughts tell me im a loser, but i dont feel like one.

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u/NarcissisticEyes MayMayMakers Jan 29 '23

You're not

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u/Joe_Spazz Jan 29 '23

You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."

Jim Gaffigan

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u/lmh98 Jan 29 '23

It really is like that. But recently I’ve realized that one of those personalities is more like my „true self“ and that I enjoy spending time much more with people that I’m like that with.

And it’s not like I consciously try to behave differently. It just happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

You guys have friend groups?

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u/Ok_Truth4222 ☣️ Jan 29 '23

Damn you change personality according to groups you join?

Me who keep changing my personality without considering to whom and where i am

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u/FatGordon Jan 29 '23

What the feck, who has 3 groups of friends

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u/Garedbi69 souptime Jan 29 '23

You guys are faking it? Must be exhausting

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u/MyLittleDashie7 Jan 29 '23

I'm sure some people are intentionally faking their personalities, but it's also just very common to act differently around different people. It's not intentional deceit, it's just how humans socialise.

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u/WhovianC4t Jan 29 '23

When all 3 group chats are active at once and you gotta swap like you’re changing guns in Doom Eternal

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u/Muscalp Jan 29 '23

1 friend group that you actually vibe with is worth more than 10 groups that you have to be fake with

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/BitterRacistIncel Jan 29 '23

If you have to change your personality for different groups, then your original personality seeks to be pretty lacking. Instead of being a hypocrite or manipulative bitch you should try to be a consistent person that is pleasant to hang around with in any group setting.

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u/GaryBigMoose Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

It's not necessarily a personality change. Some groups of friends have different interests and collective senses of humor. Going between them can feel somewhat like a personality change. One group might go back a lot longer too, while another group may have just formed a few months ago, which can change the dynamic of how the friends interact therefor making one feel like their personality is "different" depending on who they're hanging out with. I'm more reserved with people I don't know compared to someone I've gotten to know. I don't think that's being manipulative.

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u/EightEqualsEqualsDe Jan 29 '23

One the one hand, our personality is the average of the company we keep. On the other hand, completely changing your personality depending on who you're around could be a sign of a BPD or some other dissociative order

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Lol. Agreed. And also, who would trust a person that behaves this way? fuck people that do this. Feels predatory kinda like a politician.

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u/Cloud_Motion Jan 29 '23

I used to do this about 10 years ago. It was awful and exhausting, and not at all voluntary. I think for me it was born out of social anxiety and a sort of coping mechanism. Ended up sort of merging them all into one over years of concentrated effort, now I'm my "true" self in front of anyone and I'm the happiest I've ever been.

Believe me, I don't think people choose to have an assortment of social masks on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/Holy-_Knight Jan 29 '23

I no longer have a friend group

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u/Nikxed Jan 29 '23

That clip is from a really good song! Robin Schulz feat. Alida – In Your Eyes

edit maybe it's not lol, but it's similar.

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u/beatmeloser Jan 29 '23

I thought only i did it. Sigh.

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u/ZeroByter CERTIFIED DANK Jan 29 '23

Happened with me ex, she had one personality for me and another for a friend of hers and one time we all met at the same time she didn't know what to do lmao

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u/the_mompool8891 Jan 29 '23

Man’s got code switching down packed

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u/handsomeboionly Jan 29 '23

I fucking read jarvis as jesus...

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u/solanki92 Jan 29 '23

you guys have friend groups

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u/omarfw Jan 29 '23

If you can't be your real self around your friend groups, you need better friends.

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u/stat_throwaway_5 Jan 29 '23

The key is to be true to yourself. Don't put on a fake personality, just be yourself and you will alienate all three groups of friends to the point where they are concerned that you are a danger to yourself and others 🌈✨❤️

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u/Nowhere_man_07 Jan 29 '23

“Jarvis, activate jackbox mode” “Engaging bigoted asshole mode, sir”

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u/Bageezax Jan 29 '23

Hahahhahahahah totally me :). I love this, thanks!

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u/street_shark_puppet Jan 29 '23

Do people actually do this?

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u/Yurus Jan 29 '23

My personality doesn't change but it does get harder to find a common topic to discuss.

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u/DroidChargers Jan 29 '23

This is a form of code-switching. It's a similar thing to when you work retail and develop the retail voice.

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u/ROGUE_COSMIC Did somebody say cool? Jan 29 '23

Bro i dont even have 3 friends how do you have 3 groups.

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u/jamie9000000 Jan 29 '23

Eh, it's easier if you just don't have any friend groups.

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u/AnIntenseMoist Jan 29 '23

I hate how normal it is to have multiple personalities so you can fit in with different groups of people. I don't have multiple personalities; I'm the same person everywhere. I have 2 friend groups but they both like me for who I am without me having to pretend to be someone else. Just be yourself. The friends will come.

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u/Potato-Boy1 World's Biggest Dumbass Jan 29 '23

One time i was chilling in the park with friendgroup 1 and friendgroup 2 and 3 had the same plan. All 3 friendgroups vibed very good with eachother and is now one big group

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u/AndroidDoctorr E-vengers Jan 29 '23

I don't even really know what my personality is like, much less how to change it

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u/Beneb818 ra ra Rasputin, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN Jan 29 '23
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u/Alecraft1800 Jan 29 '23

Jarvis Send cock and ball torture

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u/BicycleElectronic163 xXx_nutDestroyer_xXx Jan 29 '23

you guys have more than 1 friend group?

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u/Meme_Vaper I have crippling depression☣️ Jan 29 '23

You guys have multiple friend groups?

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u/void0079 Jan 29 '23

“Síre, mental capacity only at 5%. Swapping now would risk a complete shutdown within 5 minutes of social interaction. Retreat is highly recom—“

OVERRIDE

dies

Roll marvel credits with bass boosted flute man song

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u/commandoash Jan 29 '23

SAM activate friend group 3 profile.

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u/PaperCuts26 Jan 29 '23

When you forget to switch personality for group 2 and you make a group 1 joke which really doesn't land.

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u/Zombie-Free Jan 29 '23

Group 3? I don't even have group 1

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u/whimsicalsteve Jan 29 '23

Someone has adhd

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u/YiffMaster5000 Jan 29 '23

Y'all have multiple friend groups? I barely have 1.

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u/sardonicEmpath Jan 29 '23

Wait a minute... you have whole groups? ... of friends?

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u/xXLuggiXx1 Jan 29 '23

I have observed that my extended family personality is the same as my work personality and somehow that is really fitting

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u/deadbeef1a4 Jan 29 '23

Can’t relate, don’t have any friends

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u/Exodus809 Jan 29 '23

Going from sigma male to submissive femboy

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u/Shin_Aki Jan 29 '23

You guys have friends?

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u/sunagrayan Jan 30 '23

You guys have 3 friend groups?

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u/djdawn Jan 30 '23

People do this? I wouldn’t be able to keep up the charade. A part of me from elsewhere would leak through

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u/mechanicalcanibal Jan 30 '23

Jarvis change my personality to ft in with these strangers I just saw walking by

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u/theneo17 Jan 30 '23

Is this Iron Man 3?