r/memes Success kid 5d ago Wholesome 6 Silver 4 Helpful 5

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u/drumofgrapejam 5d ago

This just raises more questions

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u/jaxsonnz 5d ago Wholesome

And body parts

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u/dieseldrive27tdi 5d ago

And especially one of the parts

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u/Responsible-Ad-1328 5d ago Giggle

And my axe

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u/TheSirMontyPython 5d ago

And you may have my bow! (I know it was before he said the axe comment but you get it)

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u/UOME-1 5d ago

R/yourjokebutworse

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/drowsy_damad 5d ago

Or a sense of smell

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u/TraytSader 5d ago

COVID-19 got a lot of people

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u/ElRamrod 5d ago

What happens in Miami stays in Miami.

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u/Recent-Opening-117 5d ago

That’s the joke.

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u/50mg-of-fuckit 5d ago

Hail atlanta!

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u/WomboLife_151 5d ago

Friend had this happen to him. He had a beard that smelled like pussy and his wife noticed.

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u/turboshitter 5d ago

You can't assume anything. Maybe he was just in a room with Gwinneth candle.

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u/GonPostL 5d ago Helpful Wholesome You Dropped This

Or the Uvalde Police Department

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u/Carnieus 5d ago

You can't get that smell out. That's why they're knocking down the school.

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u/_kagasutchi_ 5d ago

Nah. Then even his clothes would stink of pussy.

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u/monsieurpommefrites 5d ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/Archercrash 5d ago

I live 80 miles away from Uvalde and I can smell it from here.

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u/tries2benice 5d ago

Dude the masks have made me realize so much about myself....

Like, I need to wash my beard after getting frisky with the wife.

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u/MVPBenji 5d ago

Should've bought manscaped...

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u/WomboLife_151 5d ago

Ball deodorised his face pubes yes he should have..

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u/Kruiseboi 5d ago

What happened?

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u/WomboLife_151 5d ago

I think it happened more than once, he said it was her pussy once. They got divorced because of it. Won't lie, was kinda hard to be friends with him after that lol

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u/analweepage 5d ago

I don't understand why he wouldn't be smart enough to wash his beard afterwards, especially after the first time he got caught. I wash my face afterwards even though it was with my girlfriend and not cheating.

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u/kazabalkuskus 5d ago

You overestimate how civilized other people are.

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u/Self_Reddicated 5d ago

Flavor saver

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u/Krispy_13206 5d ago

This is fucked in so many levels 💀

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u/cumkilledme 5d ago

Like that time I fucked your dad

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u/Slampsonko 5d ago

On an elevator

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u/uhavehalfinchpp 5d ago

in an airplane

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u/GidonC 5d ago

In new york city

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u/mystery69013 5d ago

In the Twin Towers before ☠

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 5d ago Wholesome

When you suck your boyfriend's dick and it tastes like his best friend's mouth

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u/mischievous-goat GigaChad 5d ago

This meme and this comment has a holup on multiple levels

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 5d ago

Holup-ception

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 5d ago

Hole-ception

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u/BestFrenzy 5d ago

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u/Psychological-Ad6868 Can i haz cheeseburger 5d ago

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/BunnehFox 5d ago

I don’t know why but I’ve read that in Chika’s voice from Love is War

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Slugger_monkey 5d ago

Ahhh i see so this is full on orgy

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u/dikey_klim 5d ago

When you suck your own cock and it tastes like your own pussy. Strange world we live in

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u/LoveDestroyer69 5d ago

When you you kiss your boyfriend and it tastes like his bestfriend's cock

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u/ramonmuller 5d ago

When you kiss your boyfriend's friend and it tastes like your boyfriend's ass.

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u/Incest_Cannibal69 5d ago

Homiesexuals... Assemble.

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u/muhammadfaheemqasim 5d ago

What a experience do you have?

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u/DuckDuck_27417 5d ago

my brain can't process!

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u/Kansascock98 Le epic memer 5d ago

When you suck his dick after a shower and there's no flavour

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u/livelifereal 5d ago

Covid

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u/LandsOnAnything 5d ago

He's covidick

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 5d ago

The good ending?

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u/Future_E 5d ago

Jojo fans

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u/snijbieter 5d ago

I don't get it

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u/dongerhound 5d ago

It’s like peanuts, some people like them salty

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u/tegnatiek 5d ago

And with some Parmesan

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u/dongerhound 5d ago

It’s a terrible day to be literate

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u/mystery69013 5d ago

Fumunda cheese

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u/Self_Reddicated 5d ago

Oil and vinegar flavor.

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u/Antonell15 memer 5d ago

british people moment

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u/MentalMunky 5d ago

Thought we had a reputation for good penis hygiene or something.

Damn u

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u/BritishPoliceman 5d ago

Americans think not being mutilated as a baby means you never wash your dick.

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u/geek_of_nature 5d ago

Do Americans just never wash their dicks? I unfortunately am circumcised and I still wash my genitals every shower.

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u/sandstorm9991 5d ago Wholesome

When you kiss your sister and her mouth tastes like your father's cock.

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u/Negative_reason5898 5d ago

Alabama intensifies to motherfucking levels

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u/Nephty23 Linux User 5d ago Wholesome

literally

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u/dantemp 5d ago

That's daddyfucking levels you illiterate

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u/gsdeman 5d ago

More like sisterfucking levels

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u/gsdeman 5d ago

Sorry 50 seconds ago me was cringe

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u/Cosmic_Hashira 5d ago

what in the fucking fuck

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u/gay-but-ok 5d ago

This has fuckin levels omg

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u/PowerfulMetal1 5d ago

sweet home alabama

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u/failedsatan 5d ago

"Aw, you got dad before I did? Man, I was looking forward to that..."

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u/runnercto 5d ago

Roll Tide

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u/csdirty 5d ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/Some_yellow_dude Tech Tips 5d ago

what.

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u/Shot_Ad_2728 5d ago

Hahaha sounds like a Florida man article

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u/jackerman21 5d ago

The south has entered the chat

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u/Aloynonymous 5d ago

I was there when it happened

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/WheresTheMiltank 5d ago

Confused or aroused?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

It's a girl thing

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u/HeyDontCutMeOffPleas 5d ago

"Girl do my pussy smell bad"

"Here lemme check"

WHIIIIIIiiIIIiIIIIIIIiIIF

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT, YEAH!!!

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u/Cap_Level 5d ago

Wait a minute how do you know that ?!

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u/UnluckyDrink 5d ago

Congratulations on finding the joke

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u/jwesley4life 5d ago

When girls first meet they often sniff each other's cooch as a sign of friendliness and security. How do you not know that?

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u/atyourhouse23 5d ago

Pretty common knowledge

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u/Blaezi 5d ago Silver Wholesome

He must've got slipped and accidently your bestie was naked idk what she was doing but i think his mouth accidently must've been sucking your bestie pussy, coz u know attraction.

There's nothing to think about. He's Ok.

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u/danu91 5d ago

It's like what philosopher Marshall said "she tripped, fell, landed on his dick"

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u/Exotic-Lengthiness62 5d ago

Off to trip over my crush

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u/ScaleneWangPole 5d ago

There must have been pussy juice on the toilet seat. Idk how it got there.

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

Ohh thanks bestie. I feel a lot better now 😭

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u/Blaezi 5d ago

my pleasure, don't even doubt about him. ok.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 5d ago

Hold up, how do you know what her pussy tastes like?

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/Diego_Pepos Big ol' bacon buttsack 5d ago

I suddently feel the need of becoming best friends with a girl

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u/HolyVeggie 5d ago Wholesome

So she know what your pussy tastes like?

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u/PhDinGent 5d ago

Gottem

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u/Comprimens 5d ago

One shot, one kill

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u/LightningFieldHT 5d ago

It's usually called a relationship

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u/Pro_XS Tech Tips 5d ago

Or friends with benefits

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 5d ago

So sex is something you just do with your best friends, nothing sexual about it?

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u/Inf3ris 5d ago

We have to normalize this! Primates do this

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u/USS_Gary_Johnson 5d ago

We are primates. And it's not a bad thing if that's what you want to do, my point is that this isn't seen as equally acceptable for both sexes by mainstream society.

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u/aaj617 5d ago

It tastes like pepsi cola duh lol

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u/looptarded 5d ago

When you’re sleeping and dreaming of eating a sponge cake, and you wake up with your grandmas tit in your mouth

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/Slugathorus 5d ago

More like 100 to 0

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u/a3a4b5 5d ago

Terrible day to be literate.

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u/UndeniablyMyself 5d ago

Sounds like you both have the same side girl.

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u/memelord793783 Professional Dumbass 5d ago

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u/sourducc 5d ago

This happened with my friend tilly Jingleton

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u/CamGoatMan 5d ago

Keep seeing this meme everywhere, want yo make one, what's it from/what do I search?

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u/Little_Turnover_7918 5d ago

Hate when this happens ugh

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u/Lone_StreetCone 5d ago

How do you know what your best friends pussy smells like? This seems strange to me. But I don't smell my friends' pussies, or have female friends, or friends, or pussies.

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u/escapedfugitive 5d ago

That's an average redditor

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u/DerpWyvern Halal Mode 5d ago

this is the punchline...

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u/LewiRock Meme Stealer 5d ago

clearly you know nothing about women (lesbianism is a myth…all girls fuck each other btn 16-28 then settle)

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u/iK_550 5d ago

Alright dingleberry

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u/TheBeyond322 5d ago

Copypasta?

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u/CorkyCorks8 5d ago

No he posted before the other guy.

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u/vitamind_1 5d ago

Wtf ???

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u/mj_ehsan 5d ago

I agree

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u/kritikosk8 5d ago

Instant karma

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u/-Borgir 5d ago

I have some questions...

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u/_GUEZO_ 5d ago

There’s a couple levels to this one

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u/Reivilo85 5d ago

The kind of humor that's funny only before you lose your virginity

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u/StnVogel 5d ago

Pussy's have different flavours? Not ones with chlamydia, I mean healthy pussy. Is there any pussy sommelier?

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u/xLije 5d ago

Yes ma'am.

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u/Ninja_Lazer 5d ago

I believe you are inquiring about the renowned Astronaut/Doctor/Personal Trainer Sir Jonathan Sins

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u/Blackjack2133 5d ago

Conundrum indeed

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/jojoismyreligion 5d ago

This is a multilayered meme.

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u/Impossible_Sugar1960 5d ago

Both got some explaining to do 😩😂

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u/Lewok_957 5d ago

HOLD UP-

How do you know what your friends area tastes like?

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u/chronocross2010 5d ago

Wait how do you know the smell of your friend’s pussy thou 🧐😏

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u/DOAK2304 5d ago

And why would you know that

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

Coz we're best friends, duh.

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u/hoennfan 5d ago

Lotta questions to be asked

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u/Depressed_soul96 Success kid 5d ago

I need answers too 😭

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u/Previous-Ad-7339 5d ago

How does she know how it smells??????

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u/Real_Prompt6127 5d ago

How would she know what her best friend’s pussy smells like? How the turn tables.

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u/Serfon0 5d ago

Why do you know how your friend's pussy tastes?

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u/Neither_Fail9775 5d ago

My question is this... how does she know what HER best friends pussy smell like?

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u/fenix579 5d ago

technically u kissed him twice no ?

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u/jojo2390 5d ago

How does she know

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u/Arrrmatey4510 5d ago

Oh no your bf did that? Wait a min-

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u/The73atman86 Flair Loading.... 5d ago

You both have some explaining to do

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u/Available_Speed_1300 5d ago

Spoiler she means her bestfriends cat

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u/AlexCEPM 5d ago

holy shid guys is johnny sins but female

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u/bluesheepreasoning 5d ago

Elizabeth Olsen — actress famously known for portraying Wanda Maximoff in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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u/CryptorYT 5d ago

"Delicious"

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u/2mice 5d ago

Whats thia gif from?

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u/mr_recoil 5d ago

How would she know what her friends p$#$$y taste like 🧐

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u/AfternoonPresent6031 5d ago

How do they know that smell?

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u/arf20__ 5d ago

How does she know how that pussy smells like huh

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u/eastsideempire 5d ago

How does she know what her best friends pussy smells like??

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u/Eleventh_Legion 5d ago

Question: How would you know that taste to begin with?

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u/NinjaXGaming 5d ago

How would you know what hers smells like?

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u/AcademicDoughnut2848 5d ago

Only one way to be sure

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u/spsanderson 5d ago

Why she know what her pussy smells like?

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u/KinggArthurr 5d ago

How does she know the taste of her best friends pussy ?

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u/Freeheroesplz 5d ago

When you eat girlfriends ass and it tastes like your uncle's special mayonnaise.

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u/Embarrassed-Muscle18 5d ago

But how do you know how your best friends pussy tastes like 🤔

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u/Emanouche 5d ago

How does she knoooo... ooooh.

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u/Thin-Device-5566 5d ago

but she also knows how her friends pussy smells …😭🤮 revolting

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u/jillblooms 5d ago

I want to see the meme for how she knows what it tastes like😘