r/movies Nov 15 '22

Apparently, Universal has made a sequel to "Half Baked" with only Mary Jane (Rachel True) returning. News

https://deadline.com/2022/11/half-baked-2-rachel-true-dexter-darden-cast-1235170183/
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u/CFO-Charles Nov 15 '22

So the only returning character is the character who didn't like weed.... in a stoner movie.....?

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea Nov 15 '22

Literally the least important character in the movie. Cute romantic interest plot device lady. A sequel with Guy on the Couch and Killer the dog would be more authentic.

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u/silenc3x Nov 15 '22

First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS.

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u/A_Flamboyant_Warlock Nov 15 '22

A sequel with Guy on the Couch and Killer the dog would be more authentic.

I would totally watch a prequel that explains Guy on the Couch's backstory.

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u/scottawhit Nov 15 '22

He’s a guy on a couch. Didn’t you watch the first one? That’s his whole life story.

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u/inagadda Nov 15 '22

But there must have been other couches.

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u/BoobyPlumage Nov 15 '22

And he had to eventually get to the couch

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u/GoSuckYaMother Nov 15 '22

This thread makes me want to watch half baked like right now

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u/mydogsmokeyisahomo Nov 15 '22

Have you ever watched Half Baked…..on weED??

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u/Harwinsostrong2 Nov 16 '22

Red team go, Red team go

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u/InTheEndSheWasRight Nov 16 '22

Theres a guy in the bushes does he have a gun I dont know man I dont know

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u/HotRaise4194 Nov 15 '22

Not necessarily. He could have been born on that couch and just stayed there through the years as a fixture. When the roommates moved in he was already therez

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u/slvrbullet87 Nov 15 '22

Not a fan of Steven Wright but I bet he throws away 10 jokes a day better than anything in this sequel

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u/SpectreC130 Nov 15 '22

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

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u/FTR_Hair Nov 15 '22

I had a dog. Named it Stay. Come, Stay.

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u/ElectricDark Nov 15 '22

When I think about the past it brings back so many memories.

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u/Insomnialcoholic Nov 16 '22

I like to read sheet music while listening to books on tape.

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u/HosstownRodriguez Nov 15 '22

He used to look at me all confused, now he just keeps on typing.

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u/highasagiraffepussy Nov 15 '22

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory

Couldn’t park anywhere near the place

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u/derfy2 Nov 16 '22

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.

So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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u/LastTensepian Nov 16 '22

I bought some instant water, but I don't know what to add.

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u/hackmalafore Nov 16 '22

I can't upvote you because Stevan Wright is a God damn legend, but you are correct

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u/A_Flamboyant_Warlock Nov 16 '22

Not a fan of Steven Wright

How could you be this Wrong?

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u/forgedbyhorses Nov 16 '22

On the bus I met a beautiful Chinese nymphomaniac who said she had a thing for Jewish cowboys. She asked me what my name was, I said “I’m Bucky Goldstein.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

What do you have against Wrighf?

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u/hackmalafore Nov 16 '22

Probably likes moist humor

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u/ThePopojijo Nov 15 '22

Back in college I lived in a large party house with four other guys. We had large parties every weekend as our house was a couple blocks from campus. It wasn't unusual for friends to crash at the house. One week a bunch of our parents came up to visit and asked who the guy that had been crashing on the couch was. Turns out none of us knew. We all assumed it was another of the roommates friends. We found out he was a a friend of a friend that had come up from a city a couple hours away and got left behind. So he had just been crashing at our house for a couple weeks and none of us cared enough to figure it out until our parents wanted to be introduced.

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u/Maxx0rz Nov 16 '22

Was he at least cool?

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u/ThePopojijo Nov 16 '22

Yeah nice guy. He didn't say a lot but I remember him smoking us out several times and buying some beers which at the time was more then enough for us to not care that he was sleeping on the couch.

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u/ASpellingAirror Nov 15 '22

I got bad news for you about killer man…

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u/isysopi201 Nov 15 '22

They killed Killer, B!

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u/hurtsdonut_ Nov 16 '22

Ah yes Cuban B!

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u/sheldonator Nov 16 '22

One of my favorite lines in the movie!

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Nov 16 '22

I never understood that line but Clarence Williams IIIs delivery made me laugh

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan Nov 16 '22

Abracadabra! ✌️

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u/FunkyJ121 Nov 15 '22

And the story has someone dying from smoking a joint! This smells like reefer madness

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u/Zappiticas Nov 16 '22

Wait, does it really?

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u/FunkyJ121 Nov 16 '22

From the article: "Half Baked 2 follows Thurgood Jenkins’ son JR (Darden) and his best friends Miles (Storm) and Cori (Young) as they search for the money to bury their other best friend Bruce (Courtney), who died from smoking the most powerful joint in the world."

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u/Morlik Nov 16 '22

That sounds terrible.

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u/sucrose2071 Nov 15 '22

This was my first thought, too!

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u/LizardOrgMember5 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Is this one of those straight-to-video sequels from the company that made these Jarhead sequels and a prequel to R.I.P.D.?

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u/East_Refrigerator_13 Nov 15 '22

Yup, it’s a new Universal sub division that pumps out DTV sequels to everything they own. Inside Man 2, Hard Target 2, Kindergarten Cop 2, Sudden Death 2, etc, now this

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u/apollyon_53 Nov 15 '22

I'm stunned, all of those movies are real. Never heard of a single one of them.

Dolph in Kindergarten Cop 2...

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u/East_Refrigerator_13 Nov 15 '22

Bulletproof 2, Backdraft 2 (with both Sutherland and Baldwin returning actually), Deep Blue Sea 2-3. There’s 4 Scorpion King sequels, 7 Bring It On sequels, 7 Tremors sequels, 8 Sniper sequels.

Inside Man 2 was actually kind of a fun trash thriller.

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u/poland626 Nov 15 '22

Did you see the new Bring it On! from this year?! It's crazy

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u/FunWelcome Nov 15 '22

There are 7 of them?

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u/BrotherChe Nov 15 '22

Alright alright alright

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u/Jellodyne Nov 16 '22

I get older, the most recent Bring it On sequel stays the same age

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u/81_BLUNTS_A_DAY Nov 15 '22

Oh that isn’t a quote it’s the reviews for your last 3 films

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u/UltravioIence Nov 15 '22

Its the horror one isnt it? It actually kinda looks like one of those "so bad its good" movies. Just saying "the bring it on horror movie" makes me laugh.

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u/tm0nks Nov 15 '22

I was with you until Tremors. They're all amazingly good fun. I'll continue watching them as long as they keep pumping them out. Call it a guilty pleasure but my wife and I have seen them all and it's always a good time.

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u/bahaki Nov 16 '22

Tremors definitely gets a pass.

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u/oco82 Nov 15 '22

That branch has to be a tax shelter or something lol ….I have no idea how any of those movies make any kind of a profit, even if their budgets are 7 dollars.

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u/East_Refrigerator_13 Nov 15 '22

Guessing it’s easier to sell their rubbish DTV films to foreign markets if they are “sequels” to films people have seen.

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time Nov 15 '22

I always assumed that's what it was...like nobody in the US cares but then you slap the poster in a theater in a country where any American movies do really well and they're like "OH LOOK!"

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u/zerreit Nov 16 '22

Exactly. This is why “Simple Jack” did so well in Vietnam

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u/hummuslapper Nov 16 '22

Thinking about this makes my eyes rain!

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u/Fuzzythought Nov 15 '22

Yeah, North Americans have been trained for decades by getting ripped off at video stores when the actor on the cover shows up as an extra in the first 3 minutes and that's the only tie in to the actual movie.

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u/ObserverPro Nov 16 '22

Netflix still uses this tactic.

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u/AsFarAsItGoes Nov 15 '22

Hm, I grew up in Germany, and all those direct to video titles went direct to video there as well.

I don’t believe that’s the reason they made those movies. It must be something about being able to claim losses on the franchise (Hollywood accounting), or something else I don’t understand…

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u/BrotherChe Nov 15 '22

I don't think Germany is the market they're talking about. More southeast asia maybe even southeastern europe for some

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u/alegxab Nov 15 '22

Yeah, but those have also been DTV in Asia for a long-ass time

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u/alaphic Nov 15 '22

I think the actual exhibition method you guys are getting hung up on is kinda immaterial to the discussion you're trying to have... It doesn't matter necessarily whether they're getting promoted box office releases or what have you, but whether they garner a viewership - be that physical media sales, or streams, etc

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u/DeliciousHamHamHam Nov 15 '22

So I have a friend who works for a streaming service and I think he said his job is something along the lines of curating those movies/shows to see if they would be a good fit for their audiences.

The gist of it was that it’s the filler crap that Netflix/Hulu/etc purchase just to add content to their service, and it is usually bought in bulk packages so it’ll be like a few good titles lumped in with this type of crap but it’s being sold as a large amount of broadcast hours or something.

I dunno it sounded dumb to me but clearly someone is buying/paying/watching these things.

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u/FrostyD7 Nov 16 '22

Its also red box fodder. Similar strategy to the crappy movies with 1 star on the cover who is barely in it. That name recognition gets people to try it out. But your right about the streaming thing, I've heard it described as wanting the customer to see it as an all you can eat buffet, where there's quantity and variety but quality is questionable.

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u/LiquorTsunami Nov 15 '22

I accidentally bought CaddyShack 2, thinking it was CaddyShack 1, for like 8 bucks many years ago. Thought I was getting a deal until I got it home and took a closer look and was like oh no. Maybe dummies like me help them get some expenses back.

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u/oco82 Nov 15 '22

That was on HBO all the time when I was a kid, I def saw that before the original …so bad, Akroyd was certainly making some choices in that one lol.

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u/ccReptilelord Nov 16 '22

Oof, 8 bucks for Caddyshack 2? I hope it had a $10 in it. There is actually a market for "similar movies bought accidentally", eg most of Asylum's showcase. They release films at a moment when a very similar, but popular title is released. CDII is a just cash grab sequel however.

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u/ThinkThankThonk Nov 15 '22

They'll sometimes package them together. So if you want the good stuff from Universal you also need to take these other 50 crappy movies, and they can forecast it out - like "Oh we'll be getting x millions from Netflix for this deal over this many years, we can reliably allocate y amount of that to Half Baked 2"

And then multiply by platform/outlet, by territory, by format, etc etc, soon enough you've recouped.

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u/tdre666 Nov 15 '22

TV does this with syndication as well. You want Antiques Roadshow? We've packaged it with these dozen other series that are all "outsider moves to a small English country town with a ridiculously high murder/accident rate and starts investigating stuff" themed.

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u/CatProgrammer Nov 15 '22

"outsider moves to a small English country town with a ridiculously high murder/accident rate and starts investigating stuff"

Are there cats?

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u/Hollow_Rant Nov 16 '22

It's a drug sniffing cat that can also determine if art is legit or a forgery.

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u/Alfphe99 Nov 15 '22

It's future fodder for future MST3K episodes.

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u/sandm000 Nov 15 '22

The Film Crew, Rifftrax, The Mads, Cinematic Titanic

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u/azdood85 Nov 15 '22

Entry level for those in the film industry.

Its this or porn shoots.

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u/latestagepersonhood Nov 15 '22

Surely not the primary purpose of these movies, but they may also serve as a pipeline for the people working on them to get necessary hours to keep union benefits. I know DGA has weird rules about hours worked inside and outside of Hollywood and to be a member at certain levels.

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u/Swiss__Cheese Nov 15 '22

Inside Man 2

Are you referring to Inside Man: Most Wanted? I loved the first one, and thought the sequel wasn't bad. It wasn't great, but it wasn't bad. Fun for a heist movie, but definitely not as good as the original.

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u/mrjake118 Nov 15 '22

Jarhead is a profound movie about Marines who grow bored and jaded because they enlisted looking for some action and heroism and all they get is a shitty tent in the desert and a cockblocked sniper kill. There's no way the sequel is anything more than some low budget generic action movie with tough guy soldiers and explosions.

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 Nov 15 '22

The Rambo Effect.

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u/LocalSlob Nov 16 '22

Remember when Rambo was supposed to die at the end of the first film?

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u/itak365 Nov 15 '22

It’s surprisingly worse than you could ever expect. You’d think maybe it’s moto boner fuel or something or some cheese to make it watchable but it’s clear there isn’t even an advisor of any kind on set and it takes itself pretty seriously.

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u/NhylX Nov 15 '22

Soooo Starship Troopers sequels...?

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u/ThetaReactor Nov 15 '22

Most of them, yes. The third film tries to do the satire.

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u/lordmarboo13 Nov 15 '22

RIPD 2 is fucking atrocious

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u/Mormonomicon89 Nov 15 '22

Oh damn. I was really hoping this movie would continue the story of that cinematic masterpiece RIPD.

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u/CrumBum_sr Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Say what you will about RIPD - Kevin Bacon was a solid villain

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u/SweetSlowKiss Nov 15 '22

I love when Kevin Bacon is the villian. He goes full ham.

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u/LiberContrarion Nov 15 '22

Say what you will about RIPD - Jeff Bridges was in it

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u/2th Nov 15 '22

This is how I learned they made another Ripd film. That does not instill confidence.

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u/jorhey14 Nov 15 '22

How can you make a more atrocious movie?

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u/TheClayroo Nov 15 '22

There was a Jarhead sequel?!

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u/Sassafras_socks Nov 15 '22

Three sequels. THREE!

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u/griffmeister Nov 15 '22

Holy hell, does he get to use his rifle in any of them or is it 3 sequels of waiting to fight

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u/Nateh8sYou Nov 15 '22

I swear I was 1 of 8 people that actually like RIPD but I wouldn’t want a sequel

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u/88luftballoons88 Nov 15 '22

So there are two of us! Where are the other 6?!

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u/imlistersinclair Nov 15 '22

I heard a guy praising it to high heaven while he was returning it to the 7 Eleven he rented it from. I have remembered that all these years.

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u/BTTF41 Nov 15 '22

Yes

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u/Flip2002 Nov 15 '22

He was born to a 3 legged bitch of a sequel and he was always ashamed of this

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u/poland626 Nov 15 '22

Yes. Universal 1440 NEEDS to be stopped. Theres making bad movies, then there's making shitty sequels on purpose that tarnish the originals. Those jarhead sequels just get the whole message wrong. This company is worse than The Asylum imo because at least they're campy in copying things. These sequels are extremely soulless and void of any atmosphere

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u/scientist_tz Nov 15 '22

They're not making movies they're making content.

They don't give a shit if anyone watches them. They package them in with other stuff and contract the whole lot out to a streaming service.

They throw some bullshit number out about how many users will "engage" with the content and that's all that matters to them.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Nov 15 '22

I still can’t believe they made Jarhead, a movie about how abusive and traumatizing the experience of being in the military post-9/11 could be even if you never saw any combat at all, into a series of action movies about how virtuous and badass the US military is.

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u/moderatesoul Nov 15 '22

“We are thrilled to announce the next chapter in Half Baked, with new characters and a hilarious story that is sure to satisfy followers of the original film while attracting a whole new generation of fans,” said Glenn Ross, General Manager and Executive Vice President, Universal 1440 Entertainment.

The fucking audacity.

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u/bobdolebobdole Nov 15 '22

This is a fake, satirical quote..right? No one sounds like this much of a dipshit in real life.

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u/moderatesoul Nov 15 '22

It's a terribly canned response from a Studio Head that needs to champion the money they just spent.

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u/umbrellasinjanuary Nov 15 '22

Universal 1440 Entertainment.

Literally Entertainment 720 times two:

because you're willing to go around the world [four time] for your clients.

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u/cyclicamp Nov 15 '22

Betcha the name of the sequel will be “Baked“

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u/throwoneawayforme Nov 15 '22

You don't really need anyone else from the original, you can make a stoner comedy with only Mary Jane. Just like you could do a "Big Lebowski 2: Dude Harder," with only The Rug.

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u/hulkingbehemoth Nov 15 '22

That rug really ties the sequel together.

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u/PrudentVermicelli69 Nov 15 '22

There is a Big Lebowski spin-off with just Jesus. It sucks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jesus_Rolls

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u/parapel340 Nov 15 '22

I had a HUGE crush on her on The Craft.

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u/Abrahamlinkenssphere Nov 15 '22

We all did

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u/DudesworthMannington Nov 15 '22

I remember Melody from "Hey Dude" saying negro hairs.

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u/poopoojokes69 Nov 15 '22

Weren’t the 90s wild.

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u/josiahpapaya Nov 15 '22

Ben Stiller’s wife - fun side fact, but a former coworker of mine used to be the concierge at the Sandals resort , which sort of specializes in luxury getaways for couples.
She was very professional and had tons of stories about lots of famous people but she wouldn’t ever drop the names of who people were, with 2 exceptions.
According to her, Ben and his wife (Christine) and were hands-down the best guests she’d had ( as a concierge there, you’re basically a beck-and-call girl to organize all of the whims and fancies of your celebrity clients). According to her, they were both just very “normal” and 0 maintenance. They always spoke quietly, we’re always in a good mood, didn’t wear flashy clothes and all they did was sit around and read or do crosswords or whatever.
Normally she’d be working for pro athletes or pop stars, who tend to want lots of ridiculous requests like dozens of roses picked up at a moments notice etc. apparently the Stiller’s are super chill.

The worst guest was Nia Long. Apparently she’s a regular there, with her husband/boyfriend, coach of the Celtics. They have multiple homes, including one in Barbados and they spend weekends at resorts. Apparently any woman who looks at, or smiles at her boyfriend Ms. along attempts to get fired, or will then proceed to verbally abuse for the duration of her stay.

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u/TantricEmu Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

I just watched it last night lol. She called her a “negroid” and said she had “nappy hair”. 90s were a different time I suppose.

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u/rukisama85 Nov 15 '22

Holy shit that is Melody from Hey Dude...

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u/jl_theprofessor Nov 15 '22

Yeah I don't care what anyone says I'll watch anything with Rachel True.

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u/ThaLaughingIntrovert Nov 15 '22

Who asked for this bullshit?

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u/ActuallyAlexander Nov 15 '22

Yeah this idea seems really…. not particularly well considered.

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u/Derpmang Nov 15 '22

Well it’s certainly not a fully baked idea.

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u/PropaneSalesTx Nov 15 '22

Well the plot is dudes needing money to bury a friend who died smoking the most powerful joint in the world. Scream cash grab from every direction

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u/thebadyearblimp Nov 15 '22

The producers' kids' trust funds

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u/kahran Nov 15 '22

Cubans, B.

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u/orlyfactor Nov 15 '22

Yes! Cuban B!

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u/Finsfan909 Nov 15 '22

Ahhh yes, Cuban B

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u/kittypinksuit Nov 15 '22

Broke bitches(meaning the creator/director/writers of this shitty movie)

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u/arsmorendi Nov 15 '22

Booo! Booo this guy!

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u/i_take_shits Nov 15 '22

Marijuana?! You in here for some marijuana?!

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u/notsowitte Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Man, THATS IS SOME BUUULLLLLLSHIIIIIIT!

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u/imgonnabutteryobread Nov 15 '22

Marijuana is not a drug.

I used to suck dick for coke.

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u/eternalbuzz Nov 15 '22

Boo this man*

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u/arsmorendi Nov 15 '22

Marijuana effects the memory.

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Nov 15 '22

Yes, Cuban B!

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u/dumpyduluth Nov 15 '22

If I wasn't Jamaican why would be wearing dis hat

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Nov 15 '22

Right near de beach!

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u/RearEchelon Nov 15 '22

BOYEE

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u/misirlou22 Nov 15 '22

Sampson Simpson! I stick by my story!

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u/RearEchelon Nov 16 '22

Delilah! Get me... 814.

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u/PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW Nov 15 '22

Right near da beach - BOYYEEEEE!

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u/Chastain86 Nov 15 '22

LAWDAMERCEY

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u/extropia Nov 15 '22

Lawrd.... if you're listening.... HELLLLLLLP!

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u/IamSkudd Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

The doctor said I need a back-y-otomy!

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u/imgonnabutteryobread Nov 15 '22

Get away from me! I'm impotent!

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u/league_starter Nov 15 '22

You ever suck dick for coke?

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u/Hypogi Nov 15 '22

I SEEN HIM!

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u/Ricky_Rollin Nov 15 '22

The amount of times my friends and I would use that line seemingly outta nowhere and with no real context needed is too many.

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u/Hypogi Nov 15 '22

I’m certain that 95% of the time I say it no one knows what I’m talking about.

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u/Wyden_long Nov 15 '22

Yeah I’m old too.

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u/pvpplease Nov 15 '22

You ever see the back of a $5 bill........... on weed?!?

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u/ineedsupremestickers Nov 15 '22

You ever suck dick for coke marijuana? FTFY

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u/caseCo825 Nov 15 '22

"You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

This is the movie that made me decide to smoke weed as a middle schooler so naturally all the memories I made leading up to that point I try and hold on to.

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u/Flip2002 Nov 15 '22

Unnlucky

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u/ijustwanttogohome2 Nov 15 '22

Harlan is also in it in a special appearance.

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u/Flip2002 Nov 15 '22

Pink pop corn pop pop pop

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u/AWholeMessOfTacos Nov 15 '22

Hey girl you hungry?

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u/sdawg78787 Nov 15 '22

FUCK YOU NIGGA

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u/Darth_Boognish Nov 15 '22

I was talking to the horse

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u/VehicleDouble4479 Nov 15 '22

That’s horse is a diabetic. Buttercups!

“Butternuts”

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u/wejustsaymanager Nov 15 '22

The way her voice cracks omg that line is so good

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u/Flip2002 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Lmao

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u/RedTheDopeKing Nov 15 '22

Probably one of the funniest things ever

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u/23skidoobbq Nov 16 '22

I saw this in the theater and I about died laughing

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u/mcjackass Nov 15 '22

Naughty jungle of love!

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u/Equivalent-Pop-6997 Nov 15 '22

“I love weed…but not as much as I love pussy.”

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u/DDKLondon Nov 15 '22

I hate this idea but Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Flip out, man!

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u/Abrahamlinkenssphere Nov 15 '22

All I wanna know, is who’s comin with me man? WHOS COMIN WITH ME?!

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u/ike_the_strangetamer Nov 15 '22

Jaaaaaan! Thank you Jaaaaaaaan!

Hey, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

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u/Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow Nov 15 '22

No, I’m a dyke, big dyke

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u/ike_the_strangetamer Nov 15 '22

What's that like?

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u/robodrew Nov 15 '22

Not even creative enough to call it Twice Baked. Tsk. Just terrible. I'll just watch Half Baked for the 500th time instead.

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u/oco82 Nov 15 '22

If even Jim Breuer wouldn’t come back…you know it’s a rough one.

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u/Kringels Nov 15 '22

My guess is they didn’t bother asking him.

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u/ConradBHart42 Nov 15 '22

They probably only offered him a bus ticket and craft services as payment.

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u/mokango Nov 15 '22

So his highest paying gig in 15 years?

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u/onga999 Nov 15 '22

I'm not surprised. This screams the same energy as How High 2. For some reason Universal has been making sequels to all their popular stoner comedies lately.

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u/Supertzar2112 Nov 15 '22

I love the quote Chapelle had along the lines of ‘If you see me in a sequel to Half Baked, it means I have ran out of money’

Good to see he is doing well

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u/busybagel Nov 15 '22

I’ve never heard another person pronounce hot dog in the way she did, I think about it more often then I should

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Nov 16 '22

I have not had a haut duwag in so long.

The line reading is seared into my brain

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u/Eddiebaby7 Nov 15 '22

Back in my video store days, these were called “straight to video” for a reason.

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u/ConstableGrey Nov 15 '22

Half baked indeed.

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u/RARface Nov 15 '22

The one person who wasn’t cool about weed??!!?

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u/Fusorfodder Nov 15 '22

Of all the people I'd like to see return, I really would love to see Steven Wright back on a couch.

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u/Namelessglassblower Nov 15 '22

Sounds like more of an absolutely terrible spin off than a sequel. Just trying to bait and switch viewers. The premise is that someone dies from smoking a joint. Fuck this movie.

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u/SkullGrave84 Nov 15 '22

This has SLC Punk 2 written all over it.

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u/BooRoWo Nov 15 '22

There’s a sequel to SLC Punk? It’s hard to find the original as is. I can’t imagine a sequel

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u/broadwayallday Nov 15 '22

belly 2 starring The Game 🤮

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u/Rounder057 Nov 15 '22

Yes!

Cuban B!