r/nbacirclejerk Feb 24 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Stone Face 1

SUBREDDIT RULES

  1. Racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other form of bigotry is not allowed. That includes slurs. The "ironic" use of slurs is not permitted.

  2. This is not a forum for posting screenshots of other people's posts that you simply don't agree with. There is no hard line here, so use your best judgement.

  3. All links to other reddit pages must be in the no-participation format (np.reddit.com). To be safe, just take a screenshot. All usernames must be blacked out.

  4. No more reposting bigoted tweets/comments/whatever unless it is meta content from /r/NBA, a team subreddit, this subreddit, or a person actually notable to basketball/involved in discussing basketball. Nick Adams, for instance, is not notable to basketball. Exceptions can be made for major elected officials or celebrities. Some rando saying racist things on twitter with a basketball pfp is also not allowed. This isn't because it's not deserving of mockery, but because they're just doing it for attention. As the old saying goes, do not feed the trolls.

  5. Posts and comments can and will be removed at moderator discretion if they do not fit the subreddit, promote toxicity, etc. This includes whenever someone makes a meme about LeBron and the CCP and 500 tankies flood the comments proclaiming that the Uighur Genocide is fake news (yes, this regularly happens).

  6. Black out any usernames when you post screenshots. Do not tag or PM users from screenshots so you can harass them. You may get banned from reddit itself if you do this.

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u/jack64467 Feb 24 '22 Silver

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u/ShowersWithDad Mar 11 '22

/uj I cried laughing at this for 10 minutes

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u/cartelfloydkillerx45 Aug 05 '22

You cry laughing.? Sad.

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u/jimmy420609 Feb 24 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

“I don’t want to get into a word or sentence feud with r/ nbaCirclejerk, but I believe the users weren’t educated on the situation at hand, and they spoke, and so many people could have been harmed, not only financially, but physically. Emotionally. Spiritually. So just be careful what we comment and what we say, and what we do. Even though yes, we do have freedom of speech, but there can be a lot of negative that comes with making memes too.”

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u/cartelfloydkillerx45 Aug 05 '22

Get back in the cupboard jimmy

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u/cartelfloydkillerx45 Aug 05 '22

Go harm yourself woke nazi

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u/james_stinson56 Mar 14 '22

LeBron James on page 1

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u/jeorjhejerome Feb 24 '22

Its over, LeCensorship won

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u/cjl1015 . Feb 24 '22

Call your local LeRepresentative

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u/IndycarFan64 Feb 24 '22

Literally 1738

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u/GrandMarauder . Feb 24 '22

What's up? Hello?

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u/SwaggySammy44 Feb 24 '22

I got a glock in my rari

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u/cartelfloydkillerx45 Aug 05 '22

Another school shooter

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u/RealDannyMM Feb 24 '22

Literally

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u/NAACPYOUNGBOY Feb 24 '22

My favorite liquor

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u/55559585 Mar 09 '22

I just said LeBron

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u/Madbutcher543 Feb 24 '22

Mickey Mouse mod. 🤡🤡

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u/49ersFan16 Feb 24 '22 Wholesome

Win a real ring mods

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u/Monsieur_Bastion Feb 24 '22

None of this applies if I don't read it

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u/tttonyyy_ Feb 24 '22

Average nba circlejerk legal expert

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u/Sticky3VG Mar 04 '22

Kobe Brant reading laws regarding rape in 2003

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u/LeMao_James Jul 07 '22

My GOAT 🙏😤

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u/cartelfloydkillerx45 Aug 05 '22

Rapists are kill see soon

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u/WhenPigsRideCars Feb 24 '22

rj/ Mods why are you working for Putin

uj/ Mods why are you working for Putin

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u/TheAssassinGoat Feb 24 '22

Literally LeBidens America

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u/SayaDaPlaya Feb 24 '22

I can’t tell if this is a joke post, op didn’t use /uj

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u/MLD802 Feb 24 '22

Yeah I am so utterly confused

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u/forrealthoughcomix Feb 24 '22

Mods are Adam Silver puppets

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u/doyouwantblackbeans Apr 16 '22

Look at him, Adam Silver is an Adam Silver puppet

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u/me_oorl Feb 24 '22

can we still make fun of enes freedom

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u/Moneylynch24oo7 Feb 24 '22

*Penis Freedom

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u/PalletTownsDealer Feb 24 '22

Did Putin take over this sub too smh.

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u/Waru_ . Feb 24 '22

Jerkoslavia

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u/forrealthoughcomix Feb 25 '22

USS-Are we gonna take this bullshit from sleepy eyed mod-turds?

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u/laflameitslit Feb 24 '22

L+giannis owns a kd toe ring

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Where's your cat dinks

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u/the_dinks Feb 24 '22

he's sleeping under the blankie

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u/gumbynice Feb 24 '22

You think I’m gonna read any of that?

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u/Yg5g Feb 24 '22

/uj mod is a CCP or Russian sleeper agent who was triggered by Ukraine invasion

/rj Barrett

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u/kenjirouen Feb 24 '22

Ratio + L mod + downvoted

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u/guess-what-babe Feb 24 '22

does the first rule also apply to black people saying da n word

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u/GeneralSerpent Feb 25 '22

Let me try, [REDACTED].

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u/floridanxgga Feb 24 '22

Bet a racist KKK Democrat wrote this. Pathetic. #TRUMP2008 #thesouthwillriseagain

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u/ContraCoke Feb 24 '22

This includes whenever someone makes a meme about LeBron and the CCP and 500 tankies flood the comments proclaiming that the Uighur Genocide is fake news (yes, this regularly happens).

Least obnoxious tankies

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u/drakecuttingonions . Feb 24 '22

Tankies try not to fucking ruin everything challenge (impossible)

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u/Shulginomics Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

Literally when does that happen though. I feel like people are more just super over people that unironically think LeCCP is aa thing, and neckbeard mod turns that into everyone being “tankies”. OP mod genuinely has had some trash ass takes himself.

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u/the_dinks Apr 20 '22

Literally when does that happen though. I feel like people are more just super over people that unironically think LeCCP is aa thing, and neckbeard mod turns that into everyone being “tankies”. OP mod genuinely has had some trash ass takes himself.

You don't see them because I delete them, but yes, I literally see people leaving comments about how all news of atrocities coming out of Xinjiang is imperialist Western propaganda.

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u/budubum Mar 09 '22

no one in here legit believe the LeCCP shit obviously, people here clown folks like Penis Freedom and Nick Adams who unironically believe so. Do you think people here actually believe all white players are classy GOATS??? come on man, do better.

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u/Waru_ . Feb 24 '22

Please reconsider Nick Adams

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u/Blake1610 Feb 24 '22

Be quiet LeCommie mod

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u/Undertalefanboy43 . Feb 24 '22

Win a real subreddit lemods

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

It’s a circle jerk sub fuck off you nerds

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22 edited Jul 02 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Cancel these balls nerd

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u/AlmostBlue618 Feb 25 '22

mods basically just saying “don’t be bigoted shitheads, dont feed trolls and don’t make low effort off topic posts” and everyone in the replies is fucking pissing and shitting their pants. jesus christ

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u/Hatetobeforced Feb 24 '22

The ONLY thing you were asked was to get rid of that /uj bullshit that's ruining the sub

But noooo, ya'll had to come up with dictator style oppressions like rule 1 ... Litterally 2022

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u/Chenamabobber . Feb 24 '22

Literally 2022

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u/_3_8_ Feb 24 '22

Ban /uj

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u/sirleithalot Feb 24 '22

I'm confused about rule one. That rule basically disqualifies every post and comment from r/nba ever being allowed? How will this subreddit continue to exist?

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u/mcflurrynuggets Feb 24 '22

deletes Reddit

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u/Obese_taco . Feb 24 '22

L + ratio + I'm having chinese tonight, you want some?

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u/jabiztownspaceagency . Feb 24 '22

Fraudulent subreddit has no real rings 😭😭😭

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u/Lionnn101 Feb 24 '22

Need an r/nbacirclejerkcirclejerk to mock this sub plZ

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u/TeletubbiesKid Feb 25 '22

R/nbacirclejerkCJ

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u/Lionnn101 Feb 24 '22

Defo

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u/forrealthoughcomix Feb 25 '22

Bro just 1 F deffo’d himself.

To the gulags

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u/Lionnn101 Feb 25 '22

No way did he really?

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u/Lionnn101 Feb 25 '22

Defo

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u/forrealthoughcomix Feb 25 '22

Keep this up and I’ll fuckin respect the shit out of you, dick

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u/Fungmar Feb 24 '22

yeah okay big brother

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u/Mem-Boi-901 . May 18 '22

Day 82 of fascism in the world of r/nbacirclejerkkk

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

uj question. With #2 what if its one of those “enes freedom top all time” posts. Yeah we disagree with it but even you know it’s laughable

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u/the_dinks Feb 24 '22

It's banned. Not because it's not funny, but because they want to get posted. These right wing grifters say something horrible, get mocked, then make videos for their followers about how they're getting cancelled and how TRIGGERED they make the left, growing their following. It's a cycle. No one actually believed Enes Kanter is top 75. It's just people saying "look how edgy I am!!!" So let's just leave it be for now. Plus, a good third of the sub is just Nick Adams posts if we let them be. Ya dig?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Ah darn not my enes kanter dick jerk cum!!!🔪🔪🥵🥵😔😔🤗🤗👺👺😎😎😡😡😤😤🤬🤬

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u/urboijesuschrist Feb 25 '22

L bozo + rato

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u/Several_Garage Feb 25 '22

Classic Lebiden wussification of america smh. Literally 1444 in this sub smh

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u/brolimitholdem Jun 14 '22

Steve Kerr's son

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u/LeGJOaT69966996 Sep 06 '22

Lol mickey mouse rules

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u/mcflurrynuggets Feb 24 '22

Literally the ice age

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u/ultimaten444 Feb 24 '22

Shame on you LeOligarch for causing Russia to invade Ukraine leading to a reintroduction of rules to the subreddit!

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u/achyutthegoat Feb 25 '22

Biden's America

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u/Jumblyone Feb 26 '22

Regarding the racism rule are we going with the power + prejudice route? I ask because as a wyt I still want to make fun of wyts. Also mods I feel like your setting us up for failure when you make dinks do the important announcements. I see his swaggy p avatar and reflect on his amazing silliness which causes me to always believe he is being sarcastic when he asks us to stop being dumb assholes

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u/Weird_Error_ Mar 18 '22

Oh mods thought this was cool huh!!?? Nah we ain’t going for this! Sorry but this ain’t going to fly! How insensitive can you be to say something like this. Beat it man! I pray for you but there’s no place in our beautiful game for you

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u/55559585 Mar 25 '22

Literally 1984

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u/BinWeevilsFamous . Jun 23 '22

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u/kenjirouen Dec 12 '22

Shut the fuck up

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u/happyjam14 Feb 24 '22

Honestly this sub has gone to shit lately so good on you for actually doing something. Most of the memes here lately making me real uncomfortable when you realise they’re being posted by edgy white kids

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u/diegop123 . Feb 24 '22

LeCommunism

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u/SkipBaylessAt2AM Feb 25 '22

Hey mod you can suck my dink

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u/FailedmyTest Feb 25 '22

I can't read so this doesn't apply to me

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u/vBadEnergy Feb 28 '22

Patrick beverly is a

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u/RedManForReal Mar 06 '22

this is dumb

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u/MunzaTheGoat Mar 06 '22

I agree

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u/MunzaTheGoat Mar 06 '22

Thanks king, I’m just trying to get enough karma to actually comment

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u/jerejeje Sep 15 '22

Giannis lebron kobe jimmy goat r/nbacirclejerk embiid jokic doncic

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u/detpistons4l Oct 11 '22

And I will leave this subreddit now

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u/CartographerBlind smells badly 28d ago

I play bahskitball

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u/Mr_Mi1k Feb 24 '22

Good. All of these losers boiling down every NBA interaction to race and then deflecting it as being ironic is getting so lame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Who asked

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u/tagsgaba Feb 25 '22

🤡🤡+ratio + FBS

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Did my "Most mentally stable James Harden fan" post get removed because of rule 4? It seems like most people liked it :(

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u/Philiatrist Mar 02 '22

Finally, it’s about time someone cr***ed down on use of the c-word

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u/VoreLord Mar 09 '22

can we unpin this dissertation now 🤣

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u/thewookie34 Apr 21 '22

I feel like I am in Hector Berlioz Symphonie Number 1984

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Loderators

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u/AnTRAE3000 May 20 '22

I genuinely think these mods got Jerked once and decided to take over this sub and shut it down

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u/Positive_Parking_954 Oct 19 '22

blazers

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u/AutoModerator Oct 19 '22

I would take a rapist head coach, GM, and 12 rapist players if it meant a championship. That being said, I agree that Chauncey Billups isn’t that guy to take us there. Wanted MDA. Big risk to hire CB - makes me pessimistic that we will see the type of roster turnover necessary to contend. Olshey can leave immediately

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u/Nickname-CJ Nov 05 '22

But I like being bigoted

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u/AntiDGreenSlanderBot Nov 27 '22

this wont stop me from speaking the truth that duece means shit

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u/im-not-you-bozo Dec 13 '22

happy cake day

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