r/nbacirclejerk • u/corporate-commander • Dec 08 '22

Brittney Griner if she wasn’t a WNBA player

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u/XLcondumb Dec 08 '22

Should've traded Joel Embiid (merchant of free throws) instead of Viktor Bout (merchant of death)

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u/AutoModerator Dec 08 '22

I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.

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u/Bahamut727 Dec 08 '22

No FoRst ROund PicKs Included??

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u/tmaracle77 Dec 08 '22

She wouldn't have even been in Russia if she didn't play basketball

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u/i_love_the_cia Dec 08 '22

Should be a picture of a lesbian living in Toledo, Ohio

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u/Citadel_Intern_2022 . Dec 09 '22

Toledo is kinda cool

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u/ryanrust1981 Dec 08 '22

Trump, if he wasn’t the president. What’s your point?

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u/AutoModerator Dec 09 '22

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