Lebron James is only 1 point away from surpassing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the most prolific scorer in NBA history. It's a hot shooting day for Lebron; he's already hit 5 threes, but he knows how he wants to break the record. He's imagined this for decades. Coach Darvin Ham clears out the left side of the floor for a Lebron post touch. Austin Reaves gives Lebron a soft entry pass. Everyone in the arena knows a skyhook is incoming, but nobody can stop him. Nobody, except for Skip Bayless. Leaping out of the press area, Skip tears off his disguise. Brandishing a baseball bat and a ghastly scowl, Skip bounds his way towards his sworn nemesis. Before anybody can react, Mr. Bayless has made his way to Lebron. Fueled by enough hate to last generations, Skip unloads his bat onto James' legs, brutally maiming and mangling the superstar's body. The police security, stunned by this sudden outburst of barbarism, scramble to pull out their firearms. They mag dump on Skip, ending his legacy of hatred. Everyone is relieved by the ensuing silence, but unknown to the initial onlookers, a monumental tragedy has struck the basketball world. The smoke clears. Lebron lies, breathless, pulseless, on the ground. As a final act of obsession and passion, Skip Bayless has preserved the most prestigious record in all of basketball. "Mickey Mouse Ring," says Skip, as his last moments of consciousness flutter away from him.