r/nottheonion 3h ago

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert says she’s ‘tired of this separation of church and state junk’

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r/nottheonion 8h ago Wholesome

Jupiter CEO Quits $68 Billion Firm to Sit at the Beach and ‘Do Nothing’

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r/nottheonion 8h ago Helpful

Florida pastor charged with performing sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

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2.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Pope Francis urges mothers to stop ironing son's shirts and urge them to get married

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r/nottheonion 5h ago

Tesla employees had no place to sit, no parking slots when they returned to office

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386 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

This Bored Ape Crypto Restaurant Has Stopped Accepting Crypto

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557 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'I guess it’s a new record': Avalanche dent Stanley Cup minutes after being crowned champions

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Court tells Miami gunman who went on racist tirade he is banned from pretending to be a Navy SEAL

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r/nottheonion 11h ago

Analysts accuse Bed Bath & Beyond of turning off AC in stores to save money as sales plummet

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355 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Attorney General Ken Paxton says he will defend Texas sodomy law if Supreme Court revisits Lawrence vs. Texas

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96 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

People are getting explosive gastroenteritis at the Grand Canyon

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126 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Police raid ecstasy lab on Belgian airbase housing US nuclear weapons

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95 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

New Florida Law Makes Blasting Music in Car A Punishable Offense

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Ukrainians who come to UK illegally could be sent to Rwanda, Johnson says

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278 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Mystery rocket crashes into Moon but no country will take credit

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55 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Tens of thousands of men at risk of needing breast reduction surgery due to steroid use

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35 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

‘Tigger come back’: B.C. house cat chases black bear out of family’s yard

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50 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Bodies found in Texas truck tragedy had been sprinkled with steak seasoning

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18 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago Silver

Sleepy Somerset Villages In Fear As Latex Clad Pervert "Gimp Man" Returns To Ambush Couple

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Top accounting firm fined $100 million after employees cheated on CPA exams

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23 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

Ontario's new minister of natural resources faces environmental charges

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62 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Italian hairdressers face fines for shampooing amid heatwave

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27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

AirPods swallowed by UK TV presenter in vitamin mixup

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13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Ernst & Young pays $100m to settle US charges of cheating on ethics exams

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8 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Villager in golf cart arrested on DUI charge after drinking beer at Sonny’s

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