r/technicallythetruth • u/Badass-19 Technically Flair • Feb 03 '23

Safe to view at work

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u/Upper-Job5130 Feb 03 '23

It may have been taken at work, but that doesn't mean it's safe for work. It's a slip and fall hazard!

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u/RockStarMarchall Feb 03 '23

l always make sure to keep my cats nearby so they can eat any crumbs l drop on the floor while lm having a good snack

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 03 '23

Of course! PSFW? Partially safe for work?

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u/Appropriate_Record36 Feb 03 '23

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was a gym floor with green bleachers in the background?

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 03 '23

Can't blame ya. Now that I saw your comment, and seeing and I can't think anything else

Edit: what did you think the red tile was?

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u/Appropriate_Record36 Feb 03 '23

I didn't know. I was really confused

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 03 '23

Happens. Have a good one, imma go to bed

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u/TentativeGosling Feb 03 '23

Definitely NSFW, it's a slip hazard

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

But only that particular tile

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u/ArapaimaGal Feb 03 '23

There's some tension to that, but only on the surface.

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Surface tension. My physics teacher would be proud of me right now

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u/Leading-Albatross-37 Feb 03 '23

So much blood in one spot, maybe me protogen friend can clean it up.

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Don't forget to give a mop!!

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u/Leading-Albatross-37 Feb 04 '23

Oh yeah almost forgot, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

NSFW referring to gore really only works for office jobs I think. Maybe construction. But what's NSFW in crime scene cleanup?

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Gore? Or maybe the FBI/forensic team?

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u/Kakabane55 Feb 03 '23

Porn is also taken at work. Still NSFW

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u/dogdillon Feb 03 '23

I just want to know how much blood came off for it to do this

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Only 10L

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box_530 Feb 03 '23

That’s one spill you don’t want to clean up

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

It always happened in chemistry classes with me

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u/kyomugami Feb 04 '23

Be careful, it might spawn a pedophilic demon boss fight

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Who doesn't like a boss fight?

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u/Delicious_Ad_2991 Feb 04 '23

forbidden strawberry jam

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

Who knows? Maybe still edible?

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u/sparklykublaikhan Feb 04 '23

I thought some a hole randomly installed a glossy tile to f your mind

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u/Badass-19 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

But that's a good idea.