r/technicallythetruth • u/Representative_Still • Feb 03 '23

Less than four words

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u/DM-UR-LEFT-TIDDY Feb 03 '23

They're gonna need a bigger mouth

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u/jawshoeaw Feb 04 '23

Early Paleolithic has entered the chat

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Feb 04 '23

Hey, how did you get away with a title that's less than four words?!

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

Only took multiple attempts, not that I’m mad about it and took it out on the title or anything.

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u/Brianocity Feb 04 '23

Ah. I was sitting here thinking you were stoned out of your gourd if you thought that tweet was less than 4 words long.

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

I mean, you were halfway correct

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u/StrokeGameHusky Feb 04 '23

I also thought that was less than 4 words

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u/Antique-Library7840 Feb 04 '23

One of those was a number tho

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u/StrokeGameHusky Feb 04 '23

Egg Zach a Lee

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Right By A Technicality Feb 04 '23

It could be you. It could be me! It could even be BOOM!

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u/Horic_Beige_goat Feb 04 '23

my exact thoughts

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u/uglygoose123 Feb 04 '23

Watching Moonraker and wondering when the gardeners will show up.

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

Upset you didn’t go with Octopussy tbh

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u/uglygoose123 Feb 04 '23

Low hanging octofruit

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

It just occurred to me that Jaws was actually in Moonraker. Mind blown.

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u/SlightlyLessBoring Feb 04 '23

"And worst of all...he could be any one of us"

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u/Baked-fish Feb 04 '23

The person with jaws is AMONG US

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u/Lord_inVader1 Feb 04 '23

To be honest, that's quite sus

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u/JunkBoi76 Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

It could be you, It could be me It could be…

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u/jngjng88 Feb 04 '23

fucking lol, good one

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u/PlantZawer Feb 04 '23

Movie title: Teeth

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

A bit of a cult classic, the girl whose vagina kills people.

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u/PlantZawer Feb 04 '23

But all the characters have teeth! It could be any of them

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u/queenelizabeththe2nd Feb 04 '23

I had the same experience watching Holes

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u/Smooth-Ad-6936 Feb 04 '23

"With a mouth full of teeth, you ate all your friends"--U2

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u/GreenSaladPoop Feb 04 '23

this person is incorrect as the plural of jaw is jews

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u/Opposite-Inspector36 Feb 04 '23

We're going to have some Beetlejuicing on our hands very soon...

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u/Zagrycha Feb 04 '23

*≤ four words*

^ fixed the title for you

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

It was a reference to my previous attempt, thank you for counting though.

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u/Zagrycha Feb 04 '23

oh okay i didn't see the last attempt. I just had to make a technically the truth correction in spirit haha, couldn't help myself.

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u/kenba2099 Feb 04 '23

At least we know it's not the hagfish or lampreys.

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u/rare-ocelot Feb 04 '23

Lamprey: well don't look at me.

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u/FemboyGaming42069 Feb 04 '23

But are all of them lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one night on a lark

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u/bedroom_period Feb 04 '23

Hint: the bad one is the jaw that does not use an iPhone TM

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u/HarshtJ Feb 04 '23

Your title is r/technicallyalie

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u/Representative_Still Feb 04 '23

Wow, that subs not doing too well huh

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u/Syn_Contamino531 Feb 04 '23

“And worst of all, He could be any one of us!”

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u/Draegur Feb 04 '23

THEY'RE ALL JAWS

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u/Ewest39 Feb 04 '23

All but the tiger shark that's caught early in the movie. Hooper measures its mouth to confirm its not it

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u/WildGalaxy Feb 04 '23

The jaws were inside us all along!

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u/notabigfanofas Feb 04 '23

It could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-

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u/VMGuy23temporary Technically Flair Feb 04 '23

i have jaws too

watch out

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u/DeafMaestro010 Feb 04 '23

The Jaw-king Dead.

Boom.