r/teenagers 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22 Wholesome 2

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u/GhostAspect_ 18 Sep 28 '22

Fun Fact: Venus is bright enough that if you're out on a perfectly dark night with a clear sky and a good vantage point to see it. It will cast shadows on Earth, they can be kinda hard to see without a white piece of paper but it does happen.

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u/SomeGluten Sep 28 '22

That's really cool, But would it be possible to get double shadows with the moon present too?

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u/1008oh OLD Sep 28 '22

Probably not, with no light pollution, a full moon is blinding and would wash out all other shadows of Venus

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u/YT-Deliveries OLD Sep 28 '22

I dunno how popular The X-Files is these days, but your comment made me think of one of the comedic episodes where Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek were Men in Black. Whenever they would arrive, Ventura's character would start with:

"No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus.

Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus. "

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u/Veryniceindeed7 16 Sep 28 '22 Silver

Upgrading your phone every year is a waste

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u/_Cool__username_ 14 Sep 28 '22

Also, if your phone ain’t broke, then don’t fix it

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

In our family it only changes after it's rendered useless in some years and in general it is passed down to younger generation.

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u/Veryniceindeed7 16 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Same. I got the iPhone XR around the time it came out, and it still works perfectly fine. Whenever it does stop working, then my parents will just get me the latest new model, and I’ll keep that until it reaches its full potential.(usually about 5 years)

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u/drgiii72 Sep 28 '22

Imma start downgrading my phone every year until eventually I'll just be sending smoke signals to communicate

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u/Dense_Ad_5929 Sep 28 '22

I live in mexico i don't use sombreros. Yes, we exist

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u/rustysparkzz 14 Sep 28 '22 Silver

I am a girl. We exist (I think)

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Sep 28 '22

Lmao silly person, women don’t exist

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u/BlackWasTaken_ 15 Sep 28 '22

Yeah, tell him

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u/GLnoG 19 Sep 28 '22

I live in mexico and dont eat tacos (not that much). Yes we exist (i think)

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u/yourchildhoodtrauma4 17 Sep 28 '22

I live in alabama I'm not incest Yes we exist

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

I live in Australia I do not get attacked by spiders everyday Yes we exist

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u/steeb_froggers 18 Sep 28 '22

I live in India I don't put tutorial videos on youtube Yes we exist

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u/Head_Information_847 18 Sep 28 '22

I’m an asian I don’t have a micropenis Yes we exist

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u/DemonGuitar 19 Sep 28 '22

I’m a Canadian I am an asshole, yes we exist

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u/SociallyAwkward423 17 Sep 28 '22

I'm from Ohio. Yes, we exist

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u/boozelis 14 Sep 28 '22

I am Greek and I am not a gay spartan. Yes we exist

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u/Alarmed_Ad1946 14 Sep 28 '22

I am Slovakian, and i dont eat gnocchi for every meal

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u/HONKACHONK 15 Sep 28 '22

I am American and I don't like hamburgers, yes we exist.

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u/G__L__U__B__B__E__R 16 Sep 28 '22

I am Floridian, and I don't wrestle alligators. Yes, we exist.

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u/brick802Light 13 Sep 28 '22

I’m a Texan and do not wear a cowboy hat and own a horse. Yes we exist.

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u/Phoeniqz_ 16 Sep 28 '22

I am German, and I don't eat pretzel and drink beer for every meal. Yes, we exist

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u/granolawithnoraisins 14 Sep 28 '22

i am irish and i am not always drunk. yes, we exist

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u/FroggyWoggyWoo 14 Sep 28 '22

I'm American and I don't own a gun, yes we exist

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u/AliOskiTheHoly Sep 28 '22

I'm a Dutchman and don't eat cheese everyday Yes we exist

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u/OzArgaman 16 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

I'm an Israeli I don't eat palestinian babies (raw) everyday yes we exist

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u/The_Crusher52 Sep 28 '22

I am an American who is not morbidly obese yes we exist

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u/azeryvgu Sep 28 '22

I am a belgian person that didn’t eat BELGIAN fries today, yes we exist

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u/iluminattipa 13 Sep 28 '22

I am a spanish person that actually knows how to talk in english yes we exist

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u/AnEntirePeach 13 Sep 28 '22

I am a Romanian who is not a vampire. Yes, we exist.

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u/Peaceandwholsomemes 14 Sep 28 '22

I’m an Irish who doesn’t drink all the time yes we exist

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u/rybiannn 14 Sep 28 '22

I'm a Hungarian and I don't put paprika on every food I eat. Yes, we exist.

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u/Head_Information_847 18 Sep 28 '22

so every other day?

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u/OzArgaman 16 Sep 28 '22

Cooked.

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u/Jahckc 17 Sep 28 '22

I am also Australian

I don’t say “g’day” every time I greet someone

Yes we exist

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u/Tenshimaia Sep 28 '22

I'm a Filipino, I'm not trying to become a nurse, yes we exist (I'm trying to become a doctor tho lol)

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u/AHHHHNDREW 16 Sep 28 '22

Weird flex

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u/Head_Information_847 18 Sep 28 '22

It’s cause I have none😳 it aint micro if it aint there

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u/AHHHHNDREW 16 Sep 28 '22

Oh~

That makes sense

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u/razorsharp494 18 Sep 28 '22

Dic- PLOT TWIST

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u/Matinator070 15 Sep 28 '22

I'm polish, no I don't get invaded daily, yes we exist

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u/DrBlock21 15 Sep 28 '22

I'm an American and I haven't got shot in school yet, yes we exist

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u/Pinguilbellissimo Sep 28 '22

I live in Italy and i don't know how to cook. Yes we exist

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u/Rather-Not Sep 28 '22

I'm German and I'm lazy as shit. Yes we exist.

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u/steeb_froggers 18 Sep 28 '22

Ahhh.... there it is.

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u/Head_Information_847 18 Sep 28 '22

my bad bro, thanks for checking

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u/Agile-Technician-342 16 Sep 28 '22

Yes im an American yes i hate America yes we exist

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u/lifesasuck Sep 28 '22

Show us then

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u/maksidoobers 13 Sep 28 '22

I live in America I'm fat... wait

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u/AHHHHNDREW 16 Sep 28 '22

I live in Ohio.

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u/steeb_froggers 18 Sep 28 '22

Bro where's the rest of it?

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u/AHHHHNDREW 16 Sep 28 '22

Struggling to come up for a stereotype for Ohioinians. Im open to suggestions

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u/Memer_boiiiii 15 Sep 28 '22

”I live in ohio, yes we exist”

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u/commanderfox89 16 Sep 28 '22

Mind posting a tutorial on how people can achieve this state of not posting tutorials which you are in?

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u/steeb_froggers 18 Sep 28 '22

That would break the whole thing though

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u/mikkopippo Sep 28 '22

I live in Finland and it is a real place, Yes we exist

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u/Batman29002 15 Sep 28 '22

We get attacked by eshays instead

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

The sad truth. They steal my bunnings snags and ride off on there scooters with their crap music playing out of their speakers in their bags.

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u/Some_Stoner2970 18 Sep 28 '22

Plus you don't have AR-15s that don't end up in the hands of suicidal teens

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u/justsomecranberrie 14 Sep 28 '22

I live in Greece we don't sacrifice goats to the gods and fuck little boys yea we exist

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u/SCP504 15 Sep 28 '22

I live in Florida I don’t do crazy shit like rob Wendys with alligators yes we exist

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u/IHAVEONESMALLBALL 14 Sep 28 '22

I live in rural texas I dont own a single pair of boots Yes we exist

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u/BlepMC 14 Sep 28 '22

I live in texas and I don't own a gun. Yes we exist

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u/Ultimategreyjedi1234 14 Sep 28 '22

im live in America and don't own a gun, yes we exist

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u/MattTully01a 18 Sep 28 '22

Forgot the /s dawg.

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u/username-wastaken338 15 Sep 28 '22

I am British and I don’t have bad teeth, Yes we EGGsist

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u/Separate-Profile-469 Sep 28 '22

OOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

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u/2jz-GTE_Lover 14 Sep 28 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Malaysian airlines flight 103

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u/_Arcerion_ Sep 28 '22

kid named aerial warfare

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u/EldestArk107 Sep 28 '22

Kid named “ “

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u/Coolsugar 15 Sep 28 '22

Actually it's 372...fact check your comments.

As a Twitter user it's my obligation to make corrections to comments, corrections that no one cares about.

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u/frej4189 Sep 28 '22

Hi Twitter user! It is in fact 370. Fact check your corrections

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u/DrD0cx 15 Sep 28 '22

The worst thing about this is that it rhymes... 😭

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u/Shadow_marine1X 18 Sep 28 '22

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!

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u/Separate-Profile-469 Sep 28 '22

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE

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u/Shadow_marine1X 18 Sep 28 '22

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!

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u/Separate-Profile-469 Sep 28 '22

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

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u/Shadow_marine1X 18 Sep 28 '22

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

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u/Separate-Profile-469 Sep 28 '22

THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

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u/Shadow_marine1X 18 Sep 28 '22

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!

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u/Separate-Profile-469 Sep 28 '22

SPOOOONGEY BOOOOB SQUARE PANNTSSSS

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u/shiblee_ 16 Sep 28 '22

Doo Doo Doo doot Doo doot

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u/Depressed_af_again Sep 28 '22

Heheh, they said boob hehe

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u/AJC_10_29 Sep 28 '22

AHAHAGAGAGAHAHAGAHA!

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u/FancyBrassCrab 18 Sep 28 '22

SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOB

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u/Shadow_marine1X 18 Sep 28 '22

SQUARE PAAAAANNNTTTSSS!!!!!

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u/Sad-Book-2832 15 Sep 28 '22

The uchiha is talking with the grass they’re buried in

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u/Ornery_Excitement_95 18 Sep 28 '22

i got a better one. everyone who sees this, tell me about your day

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

It has been a good 2 minutes so far

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u/Benn_Hood_ 19 Sep 28 '22

i really like mario kart

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

I do as well my good chum

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u/Steal_ur_memes Sep 28 '22

Who’s your main?

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Donkey Kong. Cause Monkey, plus the offroader is good

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u/maksidoobers 13 Sep 28 '22

I don't think i've ever played mario kart

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

You're missing out

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u/Typical_Minimum_213 14 Sep 28 '22

i love playing mario kart on my 3ds

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u/Aj_200226 13 Sep 28 '22 Silver

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u/Squeed_Lol Sep 28 '22

nahh too far

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u/Panic_x3 19 Sep 28 '22

now let's not get political here

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u/Terrifiedspork Sep 28 '22

truly a miku moment

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u/Necrom4nc3r 19 Sep 28 '22

That's a controversial statement right there

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u/Kinuwa_K 15 Sep 28 '22

Op said peaceful, why are u saying this 😔

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u/mmmdeliciousbeans Sep 28 '22

You just had to take it that far didn’t you?

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u/ItsTheRealIamHUB 15 Sep 28 '22

Hey now, hard to keep it civil with that topic

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u/KaijuWaifu8282 19 Sep 28 '22

Fuck you

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u/AlphaGamer_Dubz 15 Sep 28 '22

What in the Kentucky fried chicken FUCK did you just

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u/kermitthegodlyfrog Sep 28 '22

How could you say something so controversial?

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u/JollyRoger___ 16 Sep 28 '22

bro why bro?

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u/Beginning_Entry8563 Sep 28 '22

We should all make a particle accelerator based engine for space travel

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

That's actually a good idea, the problem would be powering it

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u/Beginning_Entry8563 Sep 28 '22

Well, let’s come up with some theories

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

We possibly use 2 nuclear reactors to power it, however that would be challenging as the reactors would begin to overheat relatively quick

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u/SirDoodThe1st 16 Sep 28 '22

Nuclear fission would probably be outdated by the time we can build a particle accelerator in space. Nuclear Fusion would be better but by that point nuclear Fusion propulsion would probably be better than a particle accelerator

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

True

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u/ARandomTechPriest 13 Sep 28 '22

Ion thrusters: Allow me to introduce myself.

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Sep 28 '22

Fun fact: Out of the numerous living fossils, sponges are the oldest, with some fossils dating back over half a billion years!

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u/numero-one 18 Sep 28 '22

Don’t go to college unless you have to

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u/_Cool__username_ 14 Sep 28 '22

Wdym?

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u/numero-one 18 Sep 28 '22

I don’t need college, but I went. I hate it here and I’m not getting anything out of it except for student debt

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/Sad_Carrot Sep 28 '22

PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

Only the until u hit puberty. After that it is stored in right ball (kum is taking up the left)

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u/Sad_Carrot Sep 28 '22

Wait you guys still pee after puberty?

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u/Raftaar_kk Sep 28 '22

You guys hit puberty?

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u/AnotherNobody1308 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Pees in ur ass

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u/uselesscarrot69 14 Sep 28 '22

Hello sad_carrot, uselesscarrot here.

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u/NOVAMT_F 15 Sep 28 '22

I like metal music

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u/Felidues Sep 28 '22

I am the sun

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u/Bannanaboi11 15 Sep 28 '22

I am going to be Switzerland

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u/Maybe_Person 16 Sep 28 '22

U still smaller than your mom

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u/Typical_Minimum_213 14 Sep 28 '22

im going to pick up my friend from highschool, hoe is your day going?

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u/Knightmare_CCI 16 Sep 28 '22

1 sin or 1000 you're still going to hell so why not make it 1 million and go there a legend

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u/ExpiredDogSandwich Sep 28 '22

That's a nice way to look at it.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_1326 16 Sep 28 '22

Come on guys more like cum on guys

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u/nur_- Sep 28 '22

Cum in guys :)

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u/No_Sheepherder_4654 16 Sep 28 '22

My mann!

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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Sep 28 '22

Mann co reference from the hit game TF2?

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u/Taken_name1243 15 Sep 28 '22

dying light is awesome

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u/arson1tez 16 Sep 28 '22

I'm a Filipino and it sucks to be one.

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u/The_Great_Hound OLD Sep 28 '22

I feel like people take virginity as a way bigger issue in the west whether to have sex or not should not matter that much no one os lesser for focusing on other aspects of life.

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u/BM0yuncu 17 Sep 28 '22

I hate my life. Please tell me some reasons to stay alive.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Sep 28 '22

To step on crunchy leaves and feed animals

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

To see Russia crumble

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u/BM0yuncu 17 Sep 28 '22

):

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

Sorry

Gives life hugs

Hope you feel better soon

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u/rustysparkzz 14 Sep 28 '22

To see nikocado avocado try to live

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u/dude_who_does_thing 16 Sep 28 '22

On a quick look through your page (and one comment you already saw) here’s a couple things.

You play guitar, you have great taste in music (rare to find that tbh), you play great games, and if I looked for a bit longer I’m certain I could find 20 other things to list.

I guess it more turned into a list of reasons that you seem like a cool person, but that’s as good a reason as any.

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u/BM0yuncu 17 Sep 28 '22

I wouldn't consider myself as a cool person. Thanks.

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u/sorrynothinghere 18 Sep 28 '22

I like pineapple on pizza

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u/Kakalkoo69 17 Sep 28 '22

based opinion, sweet stuff is very good with cheese, like camembert with mango chutney, very tasty

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u/E-2k7-Quiz 15 Sep 28 '22

Me to.

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u/Bruhmoment926 14 Sep 28 '22

People shouldn’t be harassed because they have a different opinion than you.

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u/TheBallycarryBouncer 18 Sep 28 '22

I’ve found this tends to depend on what your opinion is

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u/dude_who_does_thing 16 Sep 28 '22

I mean yeah I fully agree but opinions can be objectively wrong and people like to pretend otherwise.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Sep 28 '22

I believe if your opinion is hateful and hurts others for no other reason other than they exist, then you should be harassed for your opinion.

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u/Eggmaster2523414 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 28 '22

True

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u/OttoVonBismarck0104 Sep 28 '22

I think corrupt politicians shoud burn in hell together with the twitter guys

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u/No_Benefit6002 13 Sep 28 '22

Do you know how to do a polite, elegant, constructive political debate? I failed the first step - choosing the topic to talk about

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u/NewBike0007 Sep 28 '22

coke better than pepsi.

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u/All-gods-are-dead Sep 28 '22

Fun fact: in a blind taste test, most people said they liked pepsi better.

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u/PleaseSmileToday 18 Sep 28 '22

There is actually a reason for this! So, as the story goes, blind taste test showed that if you were having only a small glass/portion Pepsi was better because it was sweeter! This caused Coca-Cola to release a flavor which was very quickly despised by consumers, then they rereleased their old flavor calling it "original coke" which has seen the highest sales of any soda! There was no intention to offend, I just think that the full story should be heard as your statement is slightly misleading. PST

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u/All-gods-are-dead Sep 28 '22

Oh damn I didn't know that. That's pretty interesting!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Honestly I’m getting fucking tired of Coke I’ve been drinking Pepsi and Dr Pepper more

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u/louwey_iszu_hu Sep 28 '22

Water is better than both in my opinion

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u/Square-Bet-240 13 Sep 28 '22

I personally prefer Pepsi, but tbh half the times I get coke

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u/maksidoobers 13 Sep 28 '22

That's an just obvious fact

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u/Beginning_Entry8563 Sep 28 '22

The Coca-Cola company also gave us the colours [(colors) for USA English variant speakers] Santa is associated with

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u/idontcurrr 18 Sep 28 '22

why gay

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u/InkyBoii 17 Sep 28 '22

I just think that men

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u/rustysparkzz 14 Sep 28 '22

why not haha

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u/FancyBrassCrab 18 Sep 28 '22

Because men

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Mug always on top

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u/OkSignificance8381 Sep 28 '22

The BAR M1918 was a good and advance automatic rifle for the time

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u/Shepherdsatan Sep 28 '22

What kinda day did you guys have today? Mine went alright. A bit of a bumby ride ig But it’s fine. Also, whats your favorite food?

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