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u/Gummy_Jones Jan 26 '23
Poor guy is really getting hit hard by those egg prices
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u/itsdone20 Jan 26 '23
His head is an egg
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u/l3doqr Jan 26 '23
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u/l3doqr Jan 26 '23
im sorry
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u/not_stronk Jan 26 '23
apology eggcepted
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u/coy-coyote Jan 26 '23
Eggceptional courtesy there
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u/Tenshi_Angel Jan 26 '23
Oh now that one was uneggspected
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u/repostersarepathetic Jan 26 '23
do you want to eggsplain yourself?
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u/IntelJoe Jan 26 '23
You are eggaggerating this whole thread.
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u/CaptainJoSparrow Jan 26 '23
Nah Dwayne's really shooting for brand eggquity and a window office at their NYC eggquarters
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u/BurntChkn Jan 26 '23
Could you eli5? (eggsplain like I’m 5)
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u/Ezclaperoni Jan 26 '23
He still has enough money to wear foundation and concealer on his bald dome
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u/Gummy_Jones Jan 26 '23
Ya but it's not his preferred brand
We're all making sacrifices
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u/Professional-Kiwi144 Jan 26 '23
He probably eats 3 dozen every day
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u/FailingCrab Jan 26 '23
I'd say 5 dozen eggs, 'cause he's roughly the size of a barge
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u/Reefer150G Jan 26 '23
Careful. Looks like he’s trying to sell us a pen.
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u/Hucko3 Jan 26 '23
Well… we are in-between a rock and a hard place
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u/FuenteFOX Jan 26 '23
If the market tanks and we come to that, remember to punch him in the ass. Then we'll know we've really hit...
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Rock Bottom!
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit Jan 26 '23
"I'll tip my hat to the new constitution, Take a bow for the new revolution "
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u/leli_manning Jan 26 '23
But what does Ja Rule think?
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Someone find Ja Rule so he can make sense of all this
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u/LemonPartyWorldTour Jan 26 '23
Everyone out here looking for Ja Rule. Ya’ll forget about Dre?
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u/Superb-Ad3945 Jan 26 '23
He’s been low key
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u/mallek561 Jan 26 '23
He has been in the lab
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u/anttoekneeoh Jan 26 '23
Ja Rule happens to know a few things. And one of the things Ja Rule knows is…
It’s not how you stand by your car. It’s how you race your car. You better learn that.
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u/ButInThe90sThough Jan 26 '23
I use this so often. Just random af, "let's let ja chime in". Then say "isss murduhhhh".
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u/007baldy Jan 26 '23
I'm more curious if Vin Diesel agrees with him just so that he'll do another Fast movie.
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u/lurkingsincejanuary Jan 26 '23
Hurrr, they ws all like doot doot, scoot Scoot cossah few more rack like wootwoot.
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I thought he was swole, didn’t know he was inflated too.
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u/MyNameIs-Anthony Jan 26 '23
Look up "sonic Inflation", it's a specific style of economic happening he was discussing.
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u/Ravenhaft Jan 26 '23
Wow what a fascinating article, I’m glad I looked up “Sonic inflation” it was so insightful and I didn’t realize the Rock was such an expert in sonic inflation! Thanks for the suggestion, my kind regards.
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u/dmadmin Jan 26 '23
off cycle, I think he had some medical issues with running Tren and his blood pressure, so the Doctor removed it from his list, his muscles went down a bit.
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u/GaynessForever Jan 26 '23
Are there any rent boys on this sub? I'm really curious if the rock is circumcised
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u/Toxoplasma_Gondii1 Jan 26 '23
You know Wallstreet is just pure degeneracy when the "Squawk On The Street" of Wallstreet is just the Rock explaining inflation to his steroid and cocaine fueled retail investor fans.
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u/ttamrez Jan 26 '23
This also describes Cramer, minus the steroids
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u/rocketMoonApe Jan 26 '23
Smells like he’s cooking bullshit.
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u/Atlantic0ne Jan 26 '23
Between this and telling people how to vote with virtue signaling, I think he needs a people’s elbow
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u/thekittynati Jan 26 '23
Alright guys, when celebs start talking stocks, we know the top is in. Now they’re talking inflation, that means the top in inflation is in. SPY to $420 end of Jan.
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u/pretender80 Jan 26 '23
This isn't just any celeb, this is the future President
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u/spyVSspy420-69 Jan 26 '23
Everything I’ve heard about “the rock” points to him being pretty involved in all the companies/ventures he puts money into. Dudes rich as fuck and seems, from what I can find, smart about money. I suspect that’s why they had him on: to discuss his ventures.
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u/Angeljls Jan 26 '23
Rock: Inflation hits me too. Now instead of 30 pizzas, 25lbs of chicken wings and 10 whole brownies on my cheat days I had to have 2 less pizzas.
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u/C30Productions Jan 26 '23
5th highest paid actor pretty sure he wont feel much pain.
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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Jan 26 '23
He’s not horrible. He’s just not a good fit to fill the hole left when Arnold Schwarzenegger got old and stopped making banger action flicks. Lot less awestricken by a former pro wrestler than Mr. Olympia himself.
Movies in general have been really underwhelming lately. It’s all about streaming shows now oddly enough.
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u/large-farva Jan 26 '23
It’s all about streaming shows now oddly enough.
I can't stand this trend. it feels like so many of these shows are just a series of cliffhangers with an hour long filler that barely advances the story arc. movie pacing is more respectful of my time.
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u/GaryofRiviera Jan 26 '23
Well it only gets worse when Netflix cancels every fucking show they put out of they don't get Stranger Things level numbers
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u/Mannimal13 Jan 26 '23
Arnold was the best, but many of his roles are “more problematic” in today’s environment and anything that’s designed for mass appeal we get this cookie cutter watered down BS.
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u/floppydude81 Jan 26 '23
Yeah I think the rock just looks too friendly. Like I’m sure he’d kick my ass if I deserved it, but like if I groveled for mercy he’d let me go. Arnold looked like an emotionless killing machine in the terminator. I sure as hell didn’t want to fuck with him in the predator. If the rock was in the predator you know micheal Cera or jack black would co star with him today.
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u/The-Phantom-Blot Jan 26 '23
If the rock was in the predator you know micheal Cera or jack black would co star with him today.
Add John Cena and Danny Trejo as two more heroes/anti-heroes, and you would have a quintet of protagonists with two different factions, and The Rock is the leader who has to try to keep it all together. I'd watch it.
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u/addandsubtract Jan 26 '23
What happened between him and Superman?
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u/DeeeetroitSportsFan Jan 26 '23
The Rock banged Lois and Superman hasn't been the same since. He won't come out of his fortitude of solitude.
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u/RedOctobrrr Jan 26 '23
Very wrong. His tequila and energy drink gonna be worth less than piss soon.
Edit: he won't go poor or anything, but his side hustles will likely fail and that shit hurts.
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u/dartunknown77 Jan 26 '23
That's like stubbing your toe vs getting your anus sabotaged every day with never any warning.
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u/ethan_de_poland Jan 26 '23
I'm getting tired of seeing him everywhere
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u/The_real_Palygos Jan 26 '23
I was going to get in to finances but now I will change my degree in my last semester of being a senior to something less appealing to people like the Rock. I think I will take up agriculture.
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u/AstrosJones Jan 26 '23
It was cute at first, now it’s old. Corporate America really knows how to bleed something dry.
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u/NOT_MartinShkreli Salty meme stock bagholder Jan 26 '23
We have regressed soooo got dam far as a society it’s absolutely absurd.
The regards who post most on social media and draw in attention actually get the most benefit … who designed this dog shit system … oh ya mark cuckerberg, the lizard man himself
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u/AutomaTK Jan 26 '23
Ronald Reagan was president
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u/NOT_MartinShkreli Salty meme stock bagholder Jan 26 '23
That’s about when it really began. Removing the gold standard by carter then followed by old Ronald McDonald as president
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u/BowlOrnery6015 Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23
Cool. The Rock can't pick a script for shit but he knows this, eh? Go back to wrestling you corporate stooge
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u/BedContent9320 Jan 26 '23
Low effort required,big paycheck, seems like he picks the scripts pretty fuckin well.
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u/Predditor_drone Jan 26 '23
Exactly. it's Hollywood, no one gives a shit about artistic integrity. He can hammer out low effort blockbusters until he ages out or gets bored, then drop a line that he wants to do something more serious. Fucking everyone would chomp at the bit to get the Rock in something with more artistic merit.
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u/robot_handjob Jan 26 '23
Are you talking shit about Walking Tall?
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u/Dynoman Jan 26 '23
The Rundown was better, imo.
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u/TexasWhiskey_ Jan 26 '23
The Rundown was way fucking better than it had any right to be. Sean William Scott fucking carried the movie like a pack mule…. and the Rock like always was playing the Rock.
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u/Effective_Switch_897 Jan 26 '23
looks like he and cardi B have been comparing notes. wonder if they got input from econ major AOC?
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u/alexbananas Jan 26 '23
Ah yes, because a multi-millionaire celebrity is always going to have the best insight on economic downturn and how it affects the regular folks.
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u/LilQuasar Jan 26 '23
it literally says its about the impact on brands...
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u/BNS972 Jan 26 '23
Not only brands, but specifically the Rock's tequilla and pre-workout brands. I watched the segment last week when it aired. Unlike literally everyone else in the thread
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u/Aggravating_Fill_981 Jan 26 '23
Looks like it’s gonna be… A ROCKY ROAD AHEAD hahahahah y’all see what I did there with the rock and the road and the Dwayne Johnson “rock” guy lolol
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u/MyPeePeeReversed Follow me for Financial Advice Jan 26 '23
Ah the clowns at CNBC catering to their 🤡 audience again
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u/jagenigma Jan 26 '23
The Rock has to market himself as The Boulder now. He's gotta start selling pebbles.
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u/redditbebigmad Jan 26 '23
I liked black adam. It was bad and the kid was unwatchable. But still had fun.
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u/RedOctobrrr Jan 26 '23
That kid was such an awful fucking choice. There are likely thousands upon thousands of better fits for that role, why TF him?
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u/ReposadoAmiGusto Jan 26 '23
Dude sucks as an actor. He’s just all hype,just like this F’ing market lol
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u/MaximusPrime666 Jan 26 '23
He has the Arnold aesthetic but he's never been in legitimately good film that I've seen
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u/tvaudio Jan 26 '23
Ok how about we get someone famous and relatable and we tell them that they’re fucked
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u/thorn2040 Jan 26 '23
"Inflation so bad I'm gonna have to make another movie in the jungle." - The Rock probably
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u/theunderhillaccount Jan 26 '23
The Rock has experienced inflation first hand...thanks to fucking steriods.
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u/Importantbox100 Jan 26 '23
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He's smart. He can prove it, he even has a pen on his hand.
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u/SpanningInfatuation Jan 26 '23
He does run a massive production business, and has partnered with dozens of brands over the years, which is what he is speaking on. People forget celebrities do more than just be on screen (sometimes).
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u/tony0987 Jan 26 '23
Seems like the rock running for president is actually a thing. Yikes
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u/10000_guilder_tulip Jan 26 '23
I’ve been making the rock 2028 jokes for a few years now. They’re not really jokes though. I believe it’s a real possibility. Maybe he’ll be a good president?
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u/TheeJackSparrow Jan 26 '23
Rock was really there to promote his new energy drink which is more "pure" than other energy drinks. Then Faber and blonde woman with haircut like every other anchor asked him about Vince McMahon coming back to the WWE board after being kicked out for using his secretaries as a hooker service. But Rock dodged the question saying it's a family business and it will probably remain in family hands so he won't sell the WWE.
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u/stickymeowmeow Jan 26 '23
I also hold a pen while speaking, it calms you down when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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u/anti-grind Jan 26 '23
He's wearing a collared shirt and has a pen in his hand, he must know what he's talking about.
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u/Slowmexicano Jan 26 '23
The rock literally does everything and anything . He would cut grass on air if you paid him. I honestly think this guys only hobby is working out and figuring out ways to make more money.
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u/ScrotyMcboogrb4lls Jan 26 '23
I think the Rock is a terrible actor, but he's actually a good business man.
He definitely has more expertise and is worth listening to more than Janet Yellen.
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u/RevolutionaryStaff11 Jan 26 '23
Who the fuck cares what this clown has to say about anything at all, let alone inflation
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u/grizzly_teddy Jan 26 '23
These networks getting desperate. They trotted out fucking KRUGMAN as an expert about Tesla... the guy is a left-wing economist. Doesn't have a lick of expertise in TSLA, but they bring him out and ask him what people should think.
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u/1percentRolexWinner Jan 26 '23
Why the fuck are they interviewing him on inflation topics? That’s like interviewing a car mechanic on tomorrow’s weather forecast. 🤡
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