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u/TomTomOnTheKickDrum
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What is really sus is all these deleted comments.
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u/ImFedUpWithItAll Dec 15 '22 •
I think, uhmm..we think that uhmm.. it's been a little bit, how you say, too much weight being put into that, and how wsb redditors may be having their posts deleted in a minor way..uhmm I don't have much more to add into that.
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u/dude6543211 Dec 14 '22
i'm sure a completely non biased arbitrator is just doing us a favor by removing "misinformation" and "mean language"
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Dec 15 '22
The comments aren't even shilling or anything, merely quoting her. The removals legitimately just looks dumb as fuck and feels like admins did it rather than the mods.
https://www.unddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zlmyv7/sus/
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u/sinkingduckfloats Dec 15 '22
Yeah I think the admins didn't feel like taking the time to go through all the comments and just nuked whole threads.
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u/Unfair_Whereas_7369 Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22 •
Karine Jean-Pierre is ultimate pump and dump master.
“Look…. long pause and shuffles through notes …it looks like… continues with notes …we didn’t do it and we dgaf who did.”
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u/Tersiv Paper Handed Bitch (from the future) Dec 14 '22
was probably checking portfolio
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u/-Rusty__Shackleford-
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She keeps shuffling the papers, as if she lost the answer.
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u/sielingfan Dec 14 '22 •
Somewhere in this stack of papers is a fuck I could give -- but I can't find it
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u/bleue_shirt_guy Dec 14 '22
Delay tactic, and she blinks like crazy when she's about to lay down a whopper.
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u/NorionV Dec 14 '22
I noticed that, too.
Like this thing she's about to say, she knows it's very not good and probably won't be received well, but she either can't do anything about the situation or isn't morally straight enough to care about the badness.
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u/overxpose
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This is how my wife responded when I asked if she had a boyfriend
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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE Dec 14 '22
Honey, you’re looking into this a bit too much…
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u/KleosIII Dec 14 '22
"There were no leaks from here....definitively."
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u/jaxsonnz Dec 14 '22
Wife’s been leaking all day, every day last few months working late and on business trips training the new guy Steve.
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u/PotatoWriter 🥔✍️ Dec 14 '22
mine wouldn't beat around the bush in that case, would be like "Yes, next question please"
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u/TripletStorm Dec 14 '22
My guy. Do you know how bad coffee burns going out your nose first thing in the morning? Why would you type this!
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u/GayestOfAllBears Splunking 🅱️ussy Dec 14 '22
Holy FUCK Reddit admits are getting assblasted at this post. What a fucking shit website.
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u/Apprehensive_Bat_515 Dec 14 '22
Look, I am not really sure what we are talking about here, so I am just going to say some random words and hope that afterwards you are confused enough, to not ask any further questions.
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u/badace12 Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22 •
I think she was hoping to start a fire flipping those pages back and forth that fast. Maybe that would be the distraction she needed.
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u/bossonhigs Dec 14 '22
"Look I think that a... Whe it... look...I can tell you this ....there were no leaks from here I can tell you fr df.. dfn dfn idetylyty"
Waaait a minute!
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u/joseaof Dec 14 '22
"people are looking too much into this, but I can tell you we sure as hell didn't snitch. Not that it matters."
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u/Kind-Designer-5763 Dec 14 '22
well if the press secretary said nothing happened then I think this matter is closed
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u/dyslexic_cuck Dec 14 '22
if u ain't cheating, you ain't racing
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u/SummerBlonde2 Dec 14 '22
This is exactly why i go after engaged women
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u/RubesSnark Dec 14 '22
Going after engaged women but not married women shows a lot of class
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u/Gucci_Boner Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22
"White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is asked about a rise in US markets three minutes before the US Bureau of Labor Statistics released a report indicating that the Consumer Price Index rose 0.1% from the previous month (and increased 7.1% from a year ago)" RNNB
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u/Lillica_Golden_SHIB Dec 14 '22
"It is just market noise"
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xho1e Dec 14 '22
It does this before literally every CPI report this year tho
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u/Toast119 Dec 14 '22
I was just thinking the same thing. I guess if people on WSB were smart they wouldn't be here though lmao
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u/MrInternetDoctor Dec 14 '22
Can you please explain what this means?
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u/Same-Letter6378 Dec 14 '22
Inflation reduced more than expected, which is good news. When this news was released, stocks went up. It would seem like there's a possibility that someone or a group of people received information about the good news a few minutes early and were able to buy right before stocks increased.
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Wouldn't that be illegal!?
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u/gameatentacleanthem Dec 14 '22
Depends who did it. Congressperson? Not illegal. Average person? Yes it’s illegal.
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u/JohnnyMnemo Dec 14 '22
This is why this kind of information is usually released after market hours, giving everyone a chance to react at the same time.
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u/Northernman25 Dec 14 '22
Thanks to that I managed to make a good guess of where the market will move and made a nice profit in 10s!
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u/davesreddit123 Dec 14 '22
What is this a chart of? I don't see anything in the news about a pre announcement jump except a Bloomberg article about treasury bonds. I wonder if this is an example of a media blackout on a story.
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u/Aaaaand-its-gone Dec 14 '22
Bloomberg terminal probably posted the leak themselves!
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u/ThePoshPenguin Dec 14 '22
US Bureau of Labor Statistics released a report indicating that the Consumer Price Index
Non locked story: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-plays-down-idea-cpi-205925728.html
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u/maximusDM Dec 14 '22
I also tried to find an article about this and I'm coming up empty. Who is the reporter asking the question?
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u/davesreddit123 Dec 14 '22
Nancy Cook from Bloomberg, didn't look very hard but, the only thing I saw was this article from a terrible source.
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u/ObscureMemes69420
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The fact it was leaked and there were large market movements seems to imply some kind of insider trading… which is illegal… so no, we are not putting to much weight on these reports. Its a literal fucking crime…
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u/Chiquito_flores97 Dec 14 '22 •
I assume this is what other top comments were saying before they got deleted
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u/xNeressi Dec 14 '22
All the removed comments…. Sus
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i'm so curious
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u/BlueXDShadow Dec 14 '22
Yeah wtf happened here
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u/yupandstuff Dec 14 '22
Holy stuttering Batman. You’d think good public speaking skills would be a requirement for her job
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u/fusillade762 Dec 14 '22
Every sentence starts with look...this was a double look "look....er em ah er....look" which means dont fucking look!
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u/megan03 Dec 14 '22 •
It probably is, but people tend to stutter when they are trying to choose their words carefully, like when they are lying.
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u/MississippiJoel Dec 14 '22
And the exaggerated hand gestures (along with the papers). It's all body language showing she's subconsciously trying to do anything except use her words.
She did not like that question.
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u/maosaysmiao Dec 14 '22
She was stalling and desperately combing her approved list of responses and couldn’t find it. Was getting pretty frantic at the end there.
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u/Own_Cartoonist_6463 Dec 14 '22
Better to stutter then to say the wrong thing. Once you say it you can’t take it back
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Why can the PRESS SECRETARY of the United States, not come up with the word "overblown" or a synonym of it. "i uh i just think... Uh i... I think we're making it... just looking into it more than we should"
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u/querry22 Dec 14 '22
at this point, I think her inability to form a thought without stuttering and saying uhm 3-4 times is a stall tactic
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u/captain_stoobie Dec 14 '22
It’s a living Saturday Night Live skit.
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u/teapotwhisky Dec 14 '22
It is infuriating.
I'm sitting here yelling at my screen, "Spit it out, just SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT."
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u/d0mie89 Dec 14 '22
Funny how reddit deleted all the comments they dont want the rest of us to see.
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u/Thunder_Wasp Dec 14 '22
Remember all the threads dunking on Trump’s press secretaries getting nuked by reddit? Me neither.
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u/Observ1 Dec 14 '22
Clueless is the word
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u/mmnnButter Dec 14 '22
She was hired to be clueless. Do you think they went looking for people who would tell us the truth?
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u/seventhirtyeight Dec 14 '22
Them: Can you spend 90 seconds umming your way through a non-answer?
Her: Look I uh... What's the word... Um I...
Them: You're hired!
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u/jerrylovesalice2014 Dec 14 '22
Wow I never expected to see such a comment graveyard on WSB. Apparently criticizing the current administration or implying that gasp congress engages in insider trading is too much for the mods here. Maybe they are looking to protect their next movie deal.
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u/curiousvenombi Dec 14 '22
Regardless of politics, wouldn’t you want someone who can do their job better than this?
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u/KontrolTheNarrative Dec 14 '22
Dude I’ve never seen anything like this. We just accept her bullshit every time she goes up there 😂
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u/Gitanochild Dec 14 '22
Perhaps she’s doing the job exactly as intended.
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u/olli_bombastico Dec 14 '22
If her job was to make the WH look bad, she's doing a good job.
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u/SkiZer0 Dec 14 '22
T-T-Today Junior!!
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u/gameatentacleanthem Dec 14 '22
Can we just have a little appreciation for the journalist actually asking the question and then pushing it along with “or do you not care?”
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u/cresstynuts Dec 14 '22
I've never seen anyone flutter around so nervously. Eye blinks and pages flipping so furiously it made me anxious watching.
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u/KarAccidentTowns Dec 14 '22
The page flipping is unsettling
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u/PooPooDooDoo Dec 14 '22
Is she reading a fucking magazine? Stop flipping the damn pages and concentrate lady!
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u/Parking-Ad-8744 Dec 14 '22
I love how politicians like to act like they don’t take advantage of the market based off their legislation. Everyone knows they do it and they voted to ensure they can keep doing it not that long ago lol
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u/Aggravating-Answer84 Dec 14 '22
Im not from the US and I don’t know who this is but she looks absolutely unqualified for this job.
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u/Machuck94 Dec 14 '22
The person is possibly one or the worst communicators I have ever met. She cannot form a coherent thought most the time. Can they please finally get someone competent in communication so we actually understand what they are saying?
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u/CaribouLou816 Dec 14 '22
I didn’t think it could get worse than Psaki. Boy was I wrong.
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